Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Jamie Sweeney on Friday, January 11, 2008
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
How the fuck did DMB end up in my iTunes?
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Declared by Unk on Monday, September 10, 2007
I'm sure you make enough money that you don't need to charge me for rescheduling my appointment. Your office is ugly and disorganized and you need to turn your hearing aids up. How are you supposed to be a therapist when you can't even understand what your patients are saying, you geriatric mess? Your breath...
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Declared by Rebecca on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Vole si mne nasral pyco sem se zeblitej probudil a pepan rika ze uz nejsu v kapele se di se visrat kokote
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Declared by Ungr on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'm sorry but after the non stop week, I must declare a jihad on you, Mexican infidel.
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Declared by Colin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Pavel on Monday, October 29, 2007
Surrender, Repent, Praise the Pie, or Suffer Eternal Damnation!
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeSL on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I hope when you die you burn in Hell(if there is one) and have you skin ripped off of you and spikes shoved down your throat. If Hell isn't real I hope you get hit by a truck and splashed all over the road.
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Declared by Piss Off Girl on Friday, March 22, 2013
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Walkers Shortbread huh? Wankers Shortbread more like. Piss poor working conditions, pay and the people there absolutely suck.
So here is my Jihad for today, it definitely goes to that lot at Walkers for having shite for brains
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Declared by Les on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007