Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
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Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
You pompous ass. I found out you were practicing your sexual harassment skills on the girls in the office and next thing I know I'm being forced to leave cause you got scrred. I hope your tiny lawyer special parts shrivel and fall off over the course of the next three weeks.
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Declared by David on Sunday, September 9, 2007
How the fuck did DMB end up in my iTunes?
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Declared by Unk on Monday, September 10, 2007
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
I am not an 80 year old.
This reminds me of increasing my fonts and line spacing in elementary to reach a 2-page minimum for essays.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am waging Jihad against you for your accent and because it's Deddie, Jesson!
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Declared by A Big Jew on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cause he touched his bum
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Declared by Jamie Sweeney on Friday, January 11, 2008
Bam Roasted
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Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Matthew 16:26
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
You fucking coward, how can you turn a gun on a bunch of little kids. You're going to double hell with gasoline drawers on you pussy. Now we're going to hear all about your depression and the pain you must have been in. Fuck that, you're just a bitch ass pussy boy who probably spent his entire life in fear...
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Declared by deth on Friday, December 14, 2012
Why is she here? Doesn't she have the common sense not to be inconsiderate? She is really a devil!!! I have no power to deal with a devil...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 30, 2015
1. If you are dumb - don't talk.
2. If you think you are smart you are more than likely 1.
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Declared by Sumdumguy on Monday, October 8, 2007
You cheated me and tried to destroy me. I was kind to you
For that may you suffer 1000 papercuts!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Jesus fucking Christ. The sight of a self-consciously righteously-pissed-off-cocky-faced female in black lace singing some gothy nonsense made up of half-a-dozen gloomy words randomly taken out of a dictionary and running up and down a crypt while incessantly hitching up her skirts makes me violently sick....
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Declared by baleout on Sunday, May 16, 2010
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011