Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by XXX on Friday, December 16, 2011
why does it exist?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
I'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
Guess what? FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT!
JIHAD ON YOU YA SORRY ASS REDNECK! YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR SISTER NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
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Declared by DeathWraith on Saturday, May 26, 2012
Phagot
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 16, 2013
You piece of fucking shit.
CON ARTIST I hope you lose all business fucking faggot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 4, 2007
you are dishonourable you must stop war on ıraq and dont support PKK....
I LOVE TURKEYY
One Turk Against The World...
and I'm Turkish....
NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DİYENE...
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Declared by Türk Oğlu Türk on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The hair, The bike, the 1% body fat. I've met women that have shaved less of their body! And comeon, a whiteboard IN YOUR BEDROOM?!?!
I declare holy war on you sir!
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Declared by JAKE on Friday, October 19, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
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Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
Why does every single friggen person have a need to gossip about me?
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Declared by people on Sunday, July 17, 2011
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I am declaring jihad on motorola for making such crappy phones like the RAZR which has absolutely no support for JSR 135.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
WOLVES SENT
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Declared by The Brolic One on Thursday, November 13, 2008
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011