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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
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Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Greedy, no good, wretched trollop of a bitch. Letting me wonder into this insidious blood-sucking, nonstop aching, drawn-out, wasteful, piece of shit education. YOU'RE GOing to Fuck me out of my last goddamn fucking class after 4 years of abuse??!?!?!! FUCK YOUR FACE. DIE in a fucking fire. I don't need your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2012
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you. Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to? You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You inability to play the games I recommend. Remember KOTOR? You waited months before playing it...
Now Portal, an incredibly cool game is out and, again, you delay.
Now I'm putting a Jihad on your ass. I hope you're happy.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I want them all to burn in hell! If its not my family, its the leaches! Is it so wrong to want to be left alone for a moment!? The only place I get any privacy is my bathroom! I feel like Im suffacating! I can't do anything without their permision! I can't eat how I want, I...
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Declared by IvyGreen on Monday, August 9, 2010
its not really about love and romance but its the closest topic i guess. but yeh i'm am far past growing annoyed with women. i'm past annoyed. i'm almost to the point where i really wouldnt mind doing a real jihad on women. just strap up and blast bitches whereever i go until an army of military force and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
you're wasting all the fucking energy supply! I'm sure you are all the same guys who don't recycle anything and send truckloads of trash to the landfill, who think water is cheap, plentiful and miraculously comes to your faucet and who have no idea where the food you're eating is from or what it is. I'm sure...
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Declared by God on Monday, October 8, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck you
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Declared by door holder on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Haha, Jihad on You!
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Declared by Rich517 on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For putting the company in a position to be sued even after it was pointed out to you twice.
A pox on all HR persons.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007