Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhat's so funny in asking me what time it is after I told you I do not wear a watch? Is there anything funny about it, moron?
I'll tell you why you do it: because your parents are cousins of each other!
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Declared by I Hate Morons on Friday, September 12, 2008
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I hate all of you! You're all sick and twisted, each in a unique way. Every one of you is a liar and a cheater and full only of yourselves. I hate the whole world and it's you motherfuckers that keep it going. If I could I would kill everyone. Personally. And when the Earth was finally free from your filth,...
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Declared by shinigami on Sunday, November 8, 2009
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
Boah, ich bin so früh aufgewacht, dass ich jetzt mit negativer Energie gefüllt bin!!!
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Declared by Cata on Thursday, October 11, 2007
i declare war over fuckin stoopid old cunting faggots that let there kids play 18 rated computer games then kick up a massive fuss when they see a bit of violence in it. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY THEM, you fucking stoopid tossing wank heads!!!! if you dont want your kids to play them dont...
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Declared by butters on Friday, October 19, 2007
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
I didn't like muslims at all, but because of you i started to be in favour of them. Thank you, my little friend:}***
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Declared by VENGEANCE on Thursday, May 8, 2008
You are a fucking crazy bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 27, 2009
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
You're a jerk and you didn't make me bacon this morning!
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Declared by Matt Lynch on Monday, June 25, 2012
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
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Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Hope you read this, i sent an archeoligist an abusive email using your name.....wanker.
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Declared by Nope on Tuesday, December 18, 2007