Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others.
They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women".
YA,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
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Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
We've been together for a whole fuckin year.
When a rumor surfaces, don't go all angry and i-am-leaving-you and he-deserves-me-better and you-will-never-change on me, damn it.
You trust that gossiper more than me, who's supposed to be your fuckin man!
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Declared by JQM on Saturday, February 25, 2012
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
I must declare JIHAD on you! Look it; you're SHORT, UGLY and CROOKED (he kinda leans to the left)... Not only that, but when I wake up in the morning - HE's THERE.... When, I go to the bathroom - HE's THERE... disgusts me! short little bastard!!
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Declared by Itsy Bitsy Leany Weany on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
I wage jihad on you dipshit fuckers. Your concerned with peoples privacy but you raid private servers. FUCKIN ASSHOLES - I HOPE THEY FEDERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING UP PlayStation Network this weekend. Many citizens are pissed off with your cause right now.
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Declared by Step Father on Saturday, April 23, 2011
To the ass kissing baby ass whore I have to work with,
You are pathetic and your ass kissing is disgusting. Earn your job by your work ethics and not your bullshit you feed everyone. You can't even do your work and you have a quarter of the work compared to others. Your a piece of shit and you have told...
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Declared by Peacemaker on Sunday, February 24, 2013
Who the hell do you think you are, missy? Even calling you a bimbo would be a compliment. You should do yourself a favor and learn that YOU'RE NOT GOING TO APPEAR INNOCENT AND CUTE BY USING A FREAKIN ANNOYING KITTEN VOICE. You make me want to puke each time you call people with cute names to make yourself...
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Declared by Need to vent. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
STOP BEING GHEY
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You haven't written a blog post in quite a while. What's up with that?
Figure out something funny to say and get on it!
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Declared by elroy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
DIE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE UGLY PRESENTATIONS ANYWAYS!!!
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Declared by FlyingChicken on Sunday, September 5, 2010