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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSeriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
BUY ME ANOTHER BEER! YOU'RE STILL UGLY!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
ass holesssssssssssssssss
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Declared by harman on Thursday, November 15, 2007
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
So you got a big truck... BIG FRIGGIN WHUP!! What the hell are you overcompensating for!!
Listen to me. LISTEN!! Hang up your phone, take your damn bumperstickers off (unless its a Kerry/Edwards, those are somehow satisfying) and LISTEN!! Just b/c you have a big truck does not mean that i will ever, EVER...
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Declared by Rust Bucket drivers on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I declare a jihad on you because you see dead people in the audience in New Mexico!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
You stupid non-showering bitch, we let you stay in our home while we moved into an apartment because you were to fucking delicate to get your own place. Fucking moocher shrew, getting him to sign that contract while he was sick so that you wouldn't have to leave or pay rent. You ruined the carpet you filthy...
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Declared by You know damn well who this is on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
My husband keeps thinking about work and business and is always mad at me whenever I tried to open a conversation. I think he treats me more like horse shit than a proper wife!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2013
Sorry man but you had it coming. Derka Derkastan
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Declared by Nick Vaughn on Saturday, May 28, 2011
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
It's always fun watching people commit suicide, but for the first time in a long while I actually feel kinda bad for Britney. That was the most uninspired display I've ever seen. She obviously couldn't be bothered to put forth some effort and at least make it look like she was trying. Pathetic. On second...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 9, 2007
You think people should limit themselves to a single square of toilet paper?! Well I'm happy your cute and dainty ruby star fruit of an anus is so low maintenance. Try cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a single square, and then you'll get an idea of what it's like in my world. My weekends...
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Declared by Josh on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy war upon www.truescoop.com. If you can find your name on this site, then it says that you must be a sex offender. Complete bullshit. May lightning strike this company.
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Declared by yehudi on Friday, October 12, 2007
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007