Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am sick of seeing women who look like Jabba The Hut
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
Die Die Die Die !
Continue reading»
Declared by Hedecan on Monday, October 8, 2007
This website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
Continue reading»
Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
You think people should limit themselves to a single square of toilet paper?! Well I'm happy your cute and dainty ruby star fruit of an anus is so low maintenance. Try cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a single square, and then you'll get an idea of what it's like in my world. My weekends...
Continue reading»
Declared by Josh on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have discrased the holy religeon of the Islam with your lack of knowledge of the Koran. Marrying a believer does not make you Islamic, nor does dressing like one either. You are still an infidel in the face of Allah. To regain your faith and prove yourself you must go on a pilgramidge to Mecca....
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Being sick of the telestalking machines is not a reason to send chain letters. Please stop sending e-mails regarding the ways to deal with them. If someone wants to get rid of the telestalking calls they can contact the local BBB-like organizations.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE! i fucking owe the government 9 fucking k's for some stupid not well planned scheme, fuck that! and yeah, FUCK YOU TOO LYDIA! iv'e done what you said! discreetly and carefully too! I fucking stayed how many sleepless nights doing what you asked me too and in the end i got...
Continue reading»
Declared by sir.toomanyfack-alot on Saturday, November 24, 2012
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
Continue reading»
Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
made my week absolute HELL
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
my jihad goes here
Continue reading»
Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
Continue reading»
Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Die.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
Continue reading»
Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
Continue reading»
Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare the holy war on the inner tempation that makes you skip your workout and just hang out on the sofa.
Continue reading»
Declared by PlayersPrayers on Friday, October 19, 2007
For not updating your website so that reading all of the jihads is easier - get to work you lazy asses!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007