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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
Im am declaring a jihad upon you...
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Declared by Jihadaton on Friday, March 22, 2013
I declare a jihad, Jesper
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
You're pretty lackluster with your nephew behavior problem not ever using cold shoulder but when do small thing like a slap on the wrist you go ham on me. You are spoiling him faster than milk on a hot summer day, fuck you caramel skinned weave wearing DYKE. You must like living in that glass house hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2018
So, it was all about security huh? After all this time. Not about faith, hope, trust, not about the heart, not about love, but by using your head. So, you now got your big shot account exec, with a fat salary and fat bank account. BRAVO! I hope he gets tired of you and leaves you for someone younger.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 17, 2014
- Por ser tan perro
- Por jugar sucio
- Por mala peña
- Por querer ir de guay
- Por el padre hijo de puta que tienes
- Por ser un puto llorón
- Por ser un trampas
- Por ser inglés
Te declaro la guerra santa, vete aprendiendo a escribir con las orejas, porque te vamos a cortar las piernas y las...
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Declared by Plataforma Antihamilton (By keke) on Monday, October 8, 2007
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
Lusinda Cloete ,I hope you suffer ,You are a leach who manipulates and talks crap about people, the most 2 face person in the world don't worry what goes around comes around
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 25, 2009
I tried to trust an attorney again and this woman promised me that she could win my back injury case and then she missed the hearing. And my ex-wife saw her at the bar making out with 3 guys. :( What a loser thanks Kelly J. Hilmes, Esquire
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Declared by Scott Petersen on Thursday, September 16, 2010
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010
The poor infidel Children of Divorce who get to have 2 Christmas's, two birthdays, two family holidays and behave badly because they are poor widdle Children of Divorce....grow up!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
BANG BANG KILL KILL. Ich bin very smart. Damn good job all of me's. Operation Plane Stupid is in very effective, is in effect. Hail Hisajekillyahweh. 9/11 getz me wet.
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Declared by Ice Cream bitch Neat nigger on Monday, December 9, 2013
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Don't steal my hard earned suit, find the nerve to were it in front of me, and fuck lie and say u bought tht shit! Broke Muhfuka!
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Declared by Some black guy on Thursday, September 26, 2013
Thanks Craigslist for flagging my post to provide professional growing tips for the OMMP community. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Retail is a burn, what's the secret?
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Declared by pissedbotonist on Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Fucking Cunt, hope you die you bitch.
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Declared by Non ya damn business on Monday, September 22, 2014
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007