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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
You took it. Changed your mind and left me hanging. And now you are angry at me. What the fuck I made you a sammich right after. Also, 16 and 21, you kinda borke some laws there.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011
You are the worst friend I ever could have asked for. My highschool sweetheart and I dated for 4 1/2 years and almost moved in together. We broke up and I went through the toughest time in my life. While this was happening, you were facebook chatting my ex and persuading him to come out to the bar with you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 20, 2011
Congratulations the jihadists have now declared religious war on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Why the HELL do you think i would be ok with you coming up to me and you telling me TO MY FACE you stopped caring 3 months ago... AND you were dating one of my good friends WHILE WE were dating. AND THEN you expected me to be ok with us STILL dating. NO FREAKING WAY
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 3, 2015
Screw your crappy ass driving abilities. Learn what yield means instead of trying to hit me because your lane runs out and your to stupid to read. Learn to step on the damn gas pedal. AND learn to be in the lane you need to be to take an exit instead of always being in the left lane and trying to take a...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I DELCARE JIHAD ON YOU ASSHOLE
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Declared by Shishi KAPOOR on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
Never mind. Developing story:...
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Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I am sick of hearing about how you hate your job! I cannot stand another one of your hissy fits directed at me and our son!I have hated my job for years and you told me that I would get used to it. It is your fault we live in this awful place. Either shut up or help me get the hell out of here. And be...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 28, 2011
A Jihad on you - just for being you!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Abu Garcia on Thursday, June 20, 2013
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is a love/hate Jihad! Why have I become obsessed with the shiny devices from Cupertino? What is it that you do that speaks to me?
Jihad on you!
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why do people say they can do things when they can't? Any why wait til the last minute to send up flares? I hate stupid people
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007