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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoShut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously,...
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Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
Jihad on me for using the word Jihad without really knowing what it means, because I'm more interested in typing my jihad gibberish than researching the origins and nuances of this word.
Oh, and recognize the legalization of ganja, mufukers. It's our birthright!
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Declared by Person on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
You are the grossest hillbilly bitch that I have ever had the displeasure of knowing in my entire life. You may have been someone decent before, but now you're just an obese, toothless, alcoholic who parades around and acts like something that came straight off of Jerry Springer. You can go fuck yourself and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 23, 2012
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Please destroy u'r self. o please please please can u do that? if u can't than u have no power :P
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Declared by Moisa Laurentiu Florin on Monday, October 8, 2007
Så se dog for helvede at få den forbandede eksportfunktion lavet!!! Det kan sgu da ikke være så svært!!! Har I nogen idé om, hvor meget det besværer vores arbejde, at I ikke laver jeres. Nu har I lovet at lave den i syv måneder!!!! Fuck, det for meget!!!
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Declared by Sur kone on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Education is the begining of the long spiral downward.
my brother, keep your mind closed, and your bible open.
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Declared by Erich on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
AKP genel başkanı ve başbakan recep tayyip erdoğan ve yanında yer alan diğer tüm hırsız şerefsizlere cihad ilan ediyorum. yakarım uleeeen.
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Declared by fenasi on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Jihad on you Laub!
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Declared by Fens der Kratzer on Monday, December 7, 2009
So there is this boy in choir with me who is really mean and rude who thinks he is really funny but in reality he is not. He like made this whole list of lol's and I told him to add one and he was like that's not funny in front of everyone. !. I was kinding & 2. who the fuck makes a list like that loser!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 13, 2009
You stupid cow! You took my K5 sunglasses and my betelnut. I will hunt you down to get those sunnies back. Even though I got them for half price special at TST!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
WARNING: Sappy Post!!!
On the outside, i seem like a happy, cute girl with no worries. But im struggling. I have a form of alopeca and I worry everyday that im just gonna go bald and no one will like me. Ive lost so much hair already.. Then i think to myself SCREW SOCIETY! My hair doesnt define me..then i...
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Declared by Kayla on Saturday, December 29, 2012
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You annoying son of a bitch? You think you can boss around when the manager is away? You think that by sucking his cock all the time you are qualified to manage our work
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Declared by ? on Thursday, June 28, 2018
Jihad to Scott Countryman of mobius.ph for being racist! "We are not white enough!" so no promotions for you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007