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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Fuck that no good piece of shit, I hope they get robbed one day, then they get ball cancer and die slowly and extremely painfully and the rest of their family goes broke and everyone after them and they will live on the streets with no money and get beaten by police.
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Declared by Russell Rocero on Monday, September 26, 2011
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
People who spit in public insult Allah and will perish in the burning put of eternal damnation
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
They are killing the gameplay of the game to make money! They are abandoning it's founding players for cash!
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Declared by Vile Knight on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Lusinda Cloete ,I hope you suffer ,You are a leach who manipulates and talks crap about people, the most 2 face person in the world don't worry what goes around comes around
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 25, 2009
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP. You think the whole world revovles around you WELL IT DOESNT HAHA SURPRISE. Go Die.
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Declared by HAHA NOT TELLING on Monday, May 25, 2015
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! You have been getting your own way since the day you were born so I think it's about time you ditch your fake assed halo off, along with the mask, so the world can see you for exactly what you are. A DISGUSTING, HYPOCRITICAL, BACKSTABBING HAG WHO FUCKING CONDONED HER PSYCHO BITCH...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
If they aren't developing a site allowing humans to express their hatred they are dancing like drunk-ass strippers to Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits. All the while not playing with me.
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Declared by Heck, Yeah! on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back.
A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
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Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
- Por ser tan perro
- Por jugar sucio
- Por mala peña
- Por querer ir de guay
- Por el padre hijo de puta que tienes
- Por ser un puto llorón
- Por ser un trampas
- Por ser inglés
Te declaro la guerra santa, vete aprendiendo a escribir con las orejas, porque te vamos a cortar las piernas y las...
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Declared by Plataforma Antihamilton (By keke) on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have made me feel good about myself, only to crush my dreams. You are a mean, mean man!! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU!!!!
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Declared by Aaron on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009