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Declared by Andrew on Monday, May 25, 2015
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
A mo**er who spends most of his day getting loads of money from his weblogs. He hates tits. Infidel.
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Declared by Morroida on Monday, October 8, 2007
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you self righteous douche bags, no one cares about your scoliosis, you accidentally knocking up some bitch, or any of your other "problems." I don't care about your dull jobs (working at a video store or a movie theater....give me a break), what makes you think that you aren't white trash redneck...
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Declared by Monty from San Raf on Monday, November 19, 2007
You stole my goats and women for sex and money, and you must die by the fire of Allah's eyes!
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Declared by Muhammad al-Faziz bin-JERKALABAKAD on Friday, November 7, 2008
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
Just because they're not furry doesn't mean you get to treat them like crap.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 1, 2011
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
I have been patient with you long enough. You can fix the air vents, the fire alarms, and the carpet when I move out. Today, I am warning you, stay the hell out of my room! That skull is on the doorknob for a reason! Your time would be better spent fixing the damn internet!
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Declared by Territorial Evil Bitch on Tuesday, January 7, 2014
He has STD’s, he likes child pornography, is alocoholic, his father is alcoholic too, her mother was a prostitute. he is a liar, he is the worst.
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Declared by Dalia I Morales on Thursday, November 27, 2014
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/Thorpheus
Alright you little cunt face you got me banned because of your lying faggot(I pity gays that this guy is gay)ass! I hope your crackwhore mother gets AIDS! I hope you get AIDS after you suck your Daddy's fat prick and I hope you suffer and die alone you fucking butt...
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Declared by Greg on Thursday, August 20, 2015
Motherfucking pigs, hope you all die from lead poisoning. The high velocity kind. Die you fucking morons!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Stop puerto ricans from being racist ! And give america back their money ! Ass Holes
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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
do some work and make a sale you loser!!!!
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007