Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hope when most of you are arrested I hope when you go to jail you get raped up the ass by everyman in jail without lube. To make sure you get no lube I hope the guys cum on the floor isntead of up your ass. No lube for you! I hope you get raped with giant metal baseball bats without lube either. Better yet...
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Declared by Dude on Friday, March 22, 2013
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
Sala
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad to Mike Abundo for being an asshole and maniac and big liar. Mike Abundo for being a fake, a thief, a user, and being gay. JIHAD TO MIKE ABUNDO!
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Declared by chua on Monday, October 8, 2007
Holy war on you!
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
So...what happened? Barack becomes president and suddenly there's no more need for Black History Month? What happened to the cheesy commercials, the ridiculously racist clearance sales, the pointless, tacky flash ads, the poorly executed exhibits and galleries...the oh-so-serious, made-for-TV BET movies?...
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Declared by Douglas on Tuesday, February 10, 2009
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
Neurotically politically correct, fanatical social justice warriors are power-hungry bullies who are not so much interested in justice as they are in bossing other people around. And the jerks who defend PC bullies by calling their critics asshats are the REAL asshats. Nobody who’s intelligent would...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2015
fuck you mr fucking himnawengfnksvzdcxjdawqyuszckncdhczh jmnnbbn ndcxs fx mcbvhhdforhjvh km fuck you mi9sterm hicvndskccvkm,
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Declared by scD F on Thursday, October 12, 2017
alleen al op uw zululippen
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Declared by postcrew on Monday, October 8, 2007
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
You're dead to me. After 6.5 fantastic years we were engaged, happily, for a world of reasons, and you dropped the ball on me and everything else in life because you all of a sudden didn't have the backbone to work through your own insecurities and fears without stabbing me in the back to make things more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
You're pretty lackluster with your nephew behavior problem not ever using cold shoulder but when do small thing like a slap on the wrist you go ham on me. You are spoiling him faster than milk on a hot summer day, fuck you caramel skinned weave wearing DYKE. You must like living in that glass house hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2018