Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Connecticut is a loser social-climber state. It wants to be all cool by being in all of the elite groups. "Look at me! I'm Connecticut! I'm in New England AND the Tri-State region! I route for the Red Sox and New England Patriots AND the New York Jets and Yankees! I'm special because I have no unique...
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Declared by A Proud Bostonian on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question -...
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Declared by Bad mood on Friday, May 16, 2008
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I hate the people : They are rude - very very rude , sexually frustrated rodents , they have no manners , they have no respect or regard for their own culture and tradition which is close to 10,000 years old,they spit everywhere (saliva,huge blobs of mucous,smelly tobacco), no wall is safe from their pee...
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Declared by BeatriceKiddo on Monday, April 30, 2012
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
why can't i do better?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Sick twisted pervers shit. How anyone can find The Shari'a sensibel is beyond my comprehension. Move society forward not back to the Dark ages and further.
Quit this madness now!
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Declared by decraux on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Men who dont take care of responsibility ie bills, and kids!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 25, 2011
Who the hell freaks out over $40. Omg....$40!!! With how high prices are over here, $40 gets you absolutely nothing. Shes freaking over $40!!! Cheap-ass!
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Declared by fsfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
at this point i don't even want to call them a friend. They flip out at every god damn thing like its the end of the world. one moment u hate your family next they buy you sht and u think their the greatest. for fuck sakes just pick a side. Then u whine an bitch about sht and always take everything to...
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Declared by Bri on Friday, June 5, 2015
Loser nerdy types with a comically snobbish attitude who screened a dumb film falsely advertised as grindhouse, when it was nothing more than a cheap ripoff of Rob Zombie - minus Rob Zombie's talent and wit. Don't bother
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Declared by on Thursday, May 25, 2017