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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
FUCK YOU
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Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE KEYS AGAIN!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Smell my ass.
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Declared by Smellmyass on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
I moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're...
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Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
This Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
According to the most holy words that hath been poured upon the worthy tounge of allahs great prophet I delcare this Jihad upon thine own head.
And it shall be declared as a parable saying:
Behold, it came to pass in the time of night, that as I, even I The Nathan lay at rest; that a trance came upon me....
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Declared by The Nathan on Saturday, November 24, 2007
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Fuck that no good piece of shit, I hope they get robbed one day, then they get ball cancer and die slowly and extremely painfully and the rest of their family goes broke and everyone after them and they will live on the streets with no money and get beaten by police.
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Declared by Russell Rocero on Monday, September 26, 2011
Im in a couple of classes with you and you fucking stink and act up for the teachers because. You're fucking stupid as hell you sloppy fat stinky fuckboy.probably gay deep inside
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Declared by d. man on Monday, May 4, 2015
Feel my wrath!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
You damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
I think my reasons are pretty obvious.
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Declared by Kim on Monday, October 8, 2007
WHY did he not make himself sound a BIT more valuable?! PFFT!
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Declared by 50 cent hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
For you to being Racingst and Not Nyse to me since i Cum in ur asscuntry!!!
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Declared by Mr. Gemini on Tuesday, November 20, 2007
This guy has no fuckin' character, he's a fuckin' four year old child who shoplifts whenever you take him to the fuckin market! Pissant piece of shit....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 5, 2009
http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Leave me alone!! I am not after your man nor have I ever been! He's a friend. Stop freaking digging your claws into me.
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Declared by bitches on Wednesday, July 20, 2011