Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSeriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
Continue reading»
Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007
you gave me the best night i have ever had. you were sweet, romantic, funny... everything i ever wanted in a guy. you were the first one i've ever felt good about. you made me so happy. we hated to be apart, but that one night reminded us that distance doesnt always matter. you know what? you fucked that up....
Continue reading»
Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
I love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and may God bless her.
BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK !!!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Edie, formerly Epperson in Los Angeles, a white chixk, 56 years old (born in May 1959), now married to some Armenian nitrwit in Glendale, CA, is a violent criminal. Edie, just go to prison, where you and your crook husband belong. You were a violent creep in high school at Argyl Epicsopal Academy in North...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anon. Edie nee Epperson, now N., the jerk on Sunday, November 1, 2015
Ignores me
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
Continue reading»
Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
She is an evil ice queen with no heart. She is a spoilt brat who makes everyone feel worthless.
Continue reading»
Declared by Why am i even doing this on Friday, June 26, 2015
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back.
A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
Continue reading»
Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dirka Dirka!
Continue reading»
Declared by Dusty on Monday, October 8, 2007
uuuggghhhh
Continue reading»
Declared by alan on Sunday, April 20, 2014
This is school to- my only mildly redeeming quality was my grades, I did well last year which really helped me through stuff but this year is going fucking crap and on top of how everything else is falling to pieces my grades are shit and everyone is expecting a lot from me and I'm not... I DONT KNOW and ugh...
Continue reading»
Declared by Alana on Tuesday, May 20, 2014
You fucking prick son of a bitch only you know to micromanage. Good for nothing. You cock sucker. Dont know how you got into cfo. You are no way even near to be called as a leader you pig Go get a life Die in Hell or get casted in horrible bosses 3!!!!! You bitch.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 4, 2015
This year the "Rock and Roll" Hall of Fame has officially killed Rock and Roll with it's piss poor list of nominees !
Afrika Bambaataa, Beastie Boys, Chic, Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five, Madonna, John Mellencamp, Donna Summer and The Ventures.
This list of crap gets nominated and your favorite band...
Continue reading»
Declared by yyz on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
Continue reading»
Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
ALALALALALLLLAALALLALALA
Continue reading»
Declared by Kevin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
Continue reading»
Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
I declare jihad on these fucking idiots. Please utilize the nanotechnology to clean this shit up. I am getting sick to my stomach just thinking why the Corps of Engineers didn't get thrown right into hazardous service just like the 17-18 year old troops. There are many scientists around the world that can...
Continue reading»
Declared by The Dizzle on Friday, June 11, 2010
I fucking hate you.
Continue reading»
Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
I hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011