Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoConnecticut is a loser social-climber state. It wants to be all cool by being in all of the elite groups. "Look at me! I'm Connecticut! I'm in New England AND the Tri-State region! I route for the Red Sox and New England Patriots AND the New York Jets and Yankees! I'm special because I have no unique...
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Declared by A Proud Bostonian on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
I declare a jihad, Jesper
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
I wish I had listened to my boy not to hook up with this wretched fat cow, everyone know she nasty. Watch out - she has a thing for dark meat and hooking up at work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 13, 2018
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Bomb the shit out of israel,they are the children of Satan
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Men who dont take care of responsibility ie bills, and kids!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 25, 2011
Because Mohammed (may piss, shit and farts be upon him) was a murdering, robbing, child abusing cunt.
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Declared by Sean on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
postavent.com
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Declared by post a vent on Wednesday, November 2, 2011
lsfkjasldfjalsifj
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007