Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoShe is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Psalm 28:4 NIV
Repay them for their deeds and for their evil work; repay them for what
their hands have done and bring back upon them what they deserve.
Proverbs 3:27 NIV
Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act.
Deuteronomy 32:36 NIV
The LORD will judge...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
I'm sick of trying to provide you with professional answers to your question and receiving responses instead of likes!
I guess you are looking for people who'll do your work for free.
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Declared by I OWE YOU NOTHING! on Sunday, January 11, 2015
me and 5 headless chickens are coming by your house for a sacrifice...be ready..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
You didn't freaking tell us we could retake one test per year, you infidel!
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Declared by A & E on Thursday, May 28, 2009
just a normal day - various individuals who i would personally slit their throats with no hesitation...... pull apart their bodies like dead animals..... then go get me something to eat... this thought cycle repeats every school week... This something that i want to release to see that face of fear before...
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Declared by an odd child on Sunday, March 17, 2013
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Cheater.
Gossip girl.
Two-faced Drama Queen.
Thanks for your vain attempt to screw me during College Days.
Goodbye, bitch!
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Declared by May on Saturday, April 1, 2017
YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE KEYS AGAIN!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Neurotically politically correct, fanatical social justice warriors are power-hungry bullies who are not so much interested in justice as they are in bossing other people around. And the jerks who defend PC bullies by calling their critics asshats are the REAL asshats. Nobody who’s intelligent would...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2015
I wish I had listened to my boy not to hook up with this wretched fat cow, everyone know she nasty. Watch out - she has a thing for dark meat and hooking up at work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 13, 2018
This creepy-looking, flabby German guy was smirking and ridiculing me on the bus on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks, CA (within Los Angeles). I have no idea why. I was just quietly sitting there, and he mad mocking faces at me. At least I'm not flabby and out of shape. And he was setting a bad example for...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Rörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
You FUCKING bitch. Your dumbass goddamn system dropped me out of my class and now you won't let me in because you say it's MY fault? What the hell is wrong with this school's administration that they PUNISH the victims of this crap?! Or is it just you, do you ENJOY ruining people's academic lives? I HATE...
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Declared by ANGRY on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
For beeswax burning assholes sake! Stop looking at other women online! Stop not going out anywhere on your own, you're disgusting, you're lazy, you're poor, you've bled me dry and still treat me like shit. Move out AL-FUCKING-READY!
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Declared by Native Fury on Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Hello
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Declared by Dhor on Sunday, May 19, 2013