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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThey won’t even breed to save themselves. The damn things are not fit to live in the 20th century, let alone the 21st century. Let them die. It’s survival of the fittest, or at least elimination of the lamest.
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Declared by Die Pandas Die! on Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I declare jihad on you and your stupid ass page! You are a bitch, how dare you insult Selena and her Selenator. Get the HELL off of Facebook!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 6, 2014
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
Rörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Just moved here from New York. So far all I have done is get expensive yogurt at Pinkberry. get stuck in traffic, and get stuck in traffic trying to get to Pinkberry. There are no good bars, no good restaurants, and no good people. What was I thinking -- this town blows.
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Declared by ML on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
Well, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
Why do politically correct social justice warriors get off on bossing everyone around, while calling people who don’t want to be dominated “asshats”? Why do politically correct social justice warriors who allegedly support freedom of speech ironically want to stamp out freedom of speech?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 9, 2015
On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016
This is hilariously funny: neighbors who enjoy being loud, deliberately disrupting other people on your block with excessively loud music, etc., had been sexually raped when they were kids. Very funny.
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, April 8, 2017
fuck you and every other arab/kebab! you are the worst, like you have nothing better to do than cause shit in europe and other countries! your own country sucks and is full of terrorists and douchebags! remove kebab!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is Evvviiilll =n=; and wish for it to be Bannnneeeddd!!! And also even more retarded is that her phone has nothing to do with going somewhere after school....
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Declared by DoReMiRocker(AKA Shorara) on Sunday, January 27, 2013
Fuck everything and everyone.
The only thing which could make me happy right now is watching this world's destruction.
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Declared by Y.R on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
I F*ing HATE THEEESIS
its killing me from the inside out!
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Declared by Holy warrior on Monday, April 7, 2008
Hey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008