Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infowhat do you think 2 much of yourself ha?? shut up your'e a dog a loser, nothing else may u burn up in hell!!
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Declared by evil guy on Friday, December 7, 2007
when i first met you, i thought you were cool and different. well turns out your different, but your not cool. i dont know if you realize this or not, but you are the biggest bitch to me. making fun of my nose, my accent, my clothes, friends, under the influenceness... what the fuck is wrong with you? i...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
You fucking bitch. You must die. Die, bitch, die. Go fuck Shakespeare in the ass!
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Declared by TheDragonfly on Friday, December 21, 2007
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
You fuckin whore! Stop sucking every dudes Dick!!! They really don't want to duck your feet! Yes, feet! NO ONE wants to puck your ugly pass feet!!! You are the worst friend in the world!!!! And you are a horrific mother!!! Who the duck leaves their kid every single night of the week just so she can go out...
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Declared by Sick of Nita F on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
he plays with our feature! he fucked our life! i hate him!!!
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Declared by iranian boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Well, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
Hello
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Declared by Dhor on Sunday, May 19, 2013
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
ARGHHH. ok so my two best friends are super awesome and funny, but they make these jokes about me, but sometimes they take it too far. I don't want to lose my friends since they are like the only friends i have. But i also don't want to be the butt of a joke anymore.
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Declared by emmah rockie on Monday, March 5, 2018
Pentiti cane infedele!
peeeeentiti zoccola fradicia!
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Declared by Pentotal on Saturday, November 10, 2007
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007
All suffering you will endure in your patethic, small life you deserve.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 28, 2008