Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy? Why!? We were so fucking close together. I thought we were friend, good friend. In front of me, he's happy and funny, and all that. But when not in front of me, he always talk shit about me! I know he talks shit about me, his good friend which is good friend of mine show me his chat online when he were...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 30, 2016
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
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Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
You WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
You told me you would be available to get the work done, but you totally ignored my calls & emails for a time to meet up .
YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO SAY YOU DID NOT WANT TO DO THE WORK.!!!
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
FUCK YOU & DROP DEAD!!!
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Declared by BILL on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008
Jihad on you motherfucker asshole customer at my work. You took out your anger on me. I couldn't talk back 'cause I had to give curteous customer service, and it was expected of me to take it out my frustration on an innocent person who hasn't even wronged me...like a twisted domino effect. Well fuck you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18, 2016
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
It's very sad when both police departments and Sheriff's departments in the Los Angeles area become so weirdly politically correct that they encourage black and Hispanic people to physically attack white people in the most violent and illegal ways. Would you like Internal Affairs to investigate this? That's...
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Declared by anon on Sunday, October 11, 2015
Fuck you Thomas Edison, for being a liar and greedy prick. You stole other peoples designs (Nikola Tesla case in point) and never kept your word. You are for sure the Wizzer of Menlo Park. I piss on your grave - dickhead
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 16, 2018
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
I hate you all! Hope everybody dies soon!!!
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Declared by pecesojo on Friday, December 21, 2007
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
eliza is a beautiful woman
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 12, 2012
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
fUck you guys
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22, 2017