Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Nope. I still hate K. Really dont like that person!!
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Declared by rwerwe on Monday, July 11, 2011
All xmas merrymakers
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Declared by Annie on Monday, December 24, 2012
way to fucking answer your phone
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Declared by anonymous on Friday, July 12, 2013
You WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
You told me you would be available to get the work done, but you totally ignored my calls & emails for a time to meet up .
YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO SAY YOU DID NOT WANT TO DO THE WORK.!!!
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
FUCK YOU & DROP DEAD!!!
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Declared by BILL on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
I hate you all! Hope everybody dies soon!!!
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Declared by pecesojo on Friday, December 21, 2007
I hope you all go to jail for a very long time you domestic terrorists! So JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by TheTeaPartySucksBigBalls on Saturday, August 11, 2012
i gave you my heart, my soul. and you threw it away
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Fucking fuck you, you fucking moronic waist of time and pathetic fucking waste of energy I don't fucking need you or want you FUCK YOU.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Hey you fuckin bitch. You still fuckin the dickheads at the bar. Still slumming around i see. get a life slut.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
You make the sandwich so bad now! They used to be good, now they are just Jihaddy! They are like 240 grams only, bad bread, bad bacon, and do you think that we want an Egg/Schrimp Sandwich?!
JIHAD ON YOU FØTEX-LADY!
Btw. we miss the indian lady!
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Declared by SandwichDeclarer27 on Thursday, June 6, 2013
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
It's very sad when both police departments and Sheriff's departments in the Los Angeles area become so weirdly politically correct that they encourage black and Hispanic people to physically attack white people in the most violent and illegal ways. Would you like Internal Affairs to investigate this? That's...
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Declared by anon on Sunday, October 11, 2015
fUck you guys
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Cory Silver you are a fucking dirty, sneaky, slimy gangster. Thank you for running Target into the ground. You did a great job.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 2, 2018
There i was walking down the street the other day when my particulary amusing friend made a very amusing joke involving a rhino and a pumpkin..then my other friend, laughing, said lol....LOL.... what is wrong with you!!! You know that language you were taught as a child....USE IT!!!.....Nd get outside nd off...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008