Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're tech is shit, you fucked up youtube, you stalk us for fucking ads, and google, just an all around bull shit company. Have a chromebook, lost all of my fucking work. "we automatically save" FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Declared by I hate everything on Sunday, August 10, 2014
Liked this dood that i like new since were both like kids . A littl ewhile ago had a dance found it in my self to ask him he said yea . I told him about me liking him and he just looked at me like i have four eyes . Like what the fuck, he didn't know don't know what it took for me as a girl to say that. Then...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Hey pointy haired boss man. Get an original idea, make a plan, stick with it. You're driving us insane and this division to the ground!
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Declared by Any of his employee's on Monday, October 8, 2007
Sippy Cups,
You have defiled the true and organic name of Slick's Fantasy Football League. You robotic and algorithmic tendencies and impartiality have destroyed any vestige of honor that has blessed this Fantasy league institution.
On behalf of all 11 owners with financial support the the Inventor...
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Declared by Lone Wizards on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I like to put strawberry syrup in your mother’s milk, God willing, a cinnamon star gets its wings tonight.
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Declared by ralph on Monday, February 28, 2011
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
may a plague of winged ants infest your homes and you lose all the data you thought you had securely backed up
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Declared by yasmine on Friday, May 29, 2015
Scummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
Sperm donor that is what I call u cause that is basically all u have ever done for your kids. U selfish bastard stealing ur kids savings and mine putting me ur 18month old and 8 months pregnant out on the streets taking all the money I have ever saved plus my credit. U will pay for this.
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Declared by Single angry mother on Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Deviled eggs come from evil chickens, an abomination to fowl everywhere. They should not be served at family gatherings.
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
Go blow yourself you fat ugly dyke.
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Declared by hahahha on Sunday, March 15, 2009
Jihad on you, you selfish cunt. Your words are nothing but venom, poisoning my life and my heart. I breath funny, and you bitch. I cook you dinner, and you bitch that it wasn't served fast enough. You whine and complain, yet you don't realize that you're driving me away with your self-centered cunt-ness....
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Declared by Fed up. on Sunday, January 3, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
Why? Why!? We were so fucking close together. I thought we were friend, good friend. In front of me, he's happy and funny, and all that. But when not in front of me, he always talk shit about me! I know he talks shit about me, his good friend which is good friend of mine show me his chat online when he were...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 30, 2016
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
Fuck them all
Fucking bullshit
I'm sick of fucking life
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Declared by Fuck You on Friday, November 11, 2016
We will declare war on every nation in the planet until they agree we are the only nation eligible to have a nuclear bomb. Peace
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Declared by Malvin on Monday, October 8, 2007