Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
Let me out!
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Declared by Katie Holmes on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I don't expect any of you to read or rate my vent(big surprise as i'm always ignored), but I feel like if I vent on Twitter, I'm disturbing my followers peace. I just realized I think of people first instead of me...
You see, I hate being poor, or in other words, being a minor and not having money on my...
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Declared by WtfGIRL on Sunday, September 29, 2013
To call a woman a “whore” because she’s not your ideal person is laughably corny and trite. Really childish and retarded!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, April 11, 2015
Cheater.
Gossip girl.
Two-faced Drama Queen.
Thanks for your vain attempt to screw me during College Days.
Goodbye, bitch!
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Declared by May on Saturday, April 1, 2017
RUN! Don't be fooled by her ads wanting to let you attend her class! It's a total ripoff! You will not learn anything from her class at all. All she does is let you stand in class and ask you to read lines, what the hell are you going to learn from that? All the testimonials from her page are total bullshit...
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Declared by Diego on Thursday, April 6, 2017
Deviled eggs come from evil chickens, an abomination to fowl everywhere. They should not be served at family gatherings.
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
what do you think 2 much of yourself ha?? shut up your'e a dog a loser, nothing else may u burn up in hell!!
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Declared by evil guy on Friday, December 7, 2007
Only infidels approve their own requests for change.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Hey, asshole! You won't see this but: GET A LIFE! You ask my friends for my private Instagram photos and then laugh at them and re post them without my permission! I applaud you on how sad you are! It must be great fun doing that on an evening, rather than playing with your, um, maybe three friends?!...
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Declared by Furious victim. on Friday, October 7, 2016
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Megan Reneau is disgusting, because on one of the more popular social media sites with the initials FB, stated she doesn't care about very young underage girls who were sexually molested by a well-known Olympics gymnastics coach now on trial. Megan says that all little girls who are sexually molested are to...
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Declared by very distressed on Thursday, January 18, 2018
He has a nose the size of a small planet .
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Declared by Charles on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Horrible gay guy, in his early forties, on the Metro Redline subway in Los Angeles with two dogs (non- service animals not allowed, sorry) - one a fairly large Chihuahua mix, and the other a white Pit Bull mix - who was screaming and yelling that he didn't want me to pet his dogs because I'm a woman. He...
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Declared by anon. lady on Sunday, January 8, 2017
Don't make me laugh that because you are hired by my brother and sister-in-law means you are the most knowledgeable baby sitter around, but here you are, watching a telenovela, playing games on your smartphone, and calling up your boyfriend while... minding the baby?
You even asked me to change channels...
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Declared by Pissed off on Thursday, March 30, 2017
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I place upon you a jihad in the name of Allah, due to the fact that it is politically incorrect to shag sheep all day and claim that you're straight
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Declared by SpongeBob on Friday, January 11, 2008
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
Seriously. Two hours of wide ranging and interesting conversation, then you decide to just start ignoring me when you discover my sexual preference. (something that I was done talking about after one line) It's amazing how ridiculously shallow a person can turn out to be after seeming so deep and...
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Declared by Louis on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011