Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIch hasse ihn weil er so einen scheis an Unterricht macht und nicht mal Proben schreiben kann.
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Declared by Michael on Monday, October 22, 2007
HAHAHAHA
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 21, 2017
Yoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
Can you all leave me the fuck alone!? I know I'm a bit of a pushover but if I say I can't cover your shift or stay an extra four hours, let it go! Don't just assume Ill say yes and put me on the schedule for that slot without telling me! I've covered for you bastards a million times. But I'm a terrible...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 20, 2014
Hewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
Horrible gay guy, in his early forties, on the Metro Redline subway in Los Angeles with two dogs (non- service animals not allowed, sorry) - one a fairly large Chihuahua mix, and the other a white Pit Bull mix - who was screaming and yelling that he didn't want me to pet his dogs because I'm a woman. He...
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Declared by anon. lady on Sunday, January 8, 2017
There's something wrong with the gays who scream that they hate the opposite sex- especially their own opposite sex parent - disturbing.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SCHOOL ALA AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by The Oppresorator on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
i gave you my heart, my soul. and you threw it away
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I like to put strawberry syrup in your mother’s milk, God willing, a cinnamon star gets its wings tonight.
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Declared by ralph on Monday, February 28, 2011
she tipped over my expensive as hell acrylic blender and i want her to fucking die
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 4, 2017
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Fucking bitch fucker suck a dick suck a fucking fuck bitch actual ass sucking fuck fuck fuck. Making me waste an entire fucking hour on the fucking computer fucking answering retarded-ass questions that have no correlation to taking your shit ass fucking test, and then when I'm finally finished it doesn't...
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Declared by fuck on Thursday, February 19, 2015
I hate sickness, go away. Fuck.
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Declared by damien on Monday, October 8, 2007
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
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Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017