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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
For making customers re-purchase content like iPod games, and not making them support iPhone. I know that this might not be their fault but I don't give a fuck. Apple works for us and they should be on game content provides for make those games and then offer them to their customers.
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Declared by IHateBecauseILove on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
You missed out on the big bidness we had planned, I still need the blood of fifty children. So uh, yeah, meanie.
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Declared by Bidness Friend on Monday, October 13, 2014
I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off and I hope they take all the time in the world when they do so. at that.
I just hope that you get a skunk on your face. And then rhinos should trample over your big head. And when you die, I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 22, 2017
Fuck you jewish assholes, suck a dick
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 26, 2018
It's offensive and it's interesting for about 5 seconds.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SCHOOL ALA AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by The Oppresorator on Monday, October 8, 2007
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Muhaha, allah, und so
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Declared by Wp-Rächer on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Can you all leave me the fuck alone!? I know I'm a bit of a pushover but if I say I can't cover your shift or stay an extra four hours, let it go! Don't just assume Ill say yes and put me on the schedule for that slot without telling me! I've covered for you bastards a million times. But I'm a terrible...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 20, 2014
You are an infidel and a Cristian you must be killed, i place an informal JIHAD on you!
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Declared by Tom on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
I'm so addicted to pornography and its taking over my life :(
FOR THAT REASON, I DECLARE JIHAD ON MYSELF
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Declared by Jihadi Jihadist on Saturday, May 26, 2018
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
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Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
There i was walking down the street the other day when my particulary amusing friend made a very amusing joke involving a rhino and a pumpkin..then my other friend, laughing, said lol....LOL.... what is wrong with you!!! You know that language you were taught as a child....USE IT!!!.....Nd get outside nd off...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008