Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
Get your shit together and watch burn notice AND get ready for when i get back!
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Declared by ;) on Thursday, July 17, 2008
Yeah, I'm talking about you people! Stereotypically arrogant, bombastic attitude, lacking social graces in public spaces, such as...the movie theatre! You think you are working in a BPO means you are already came to "this level" that you are one of the well-to-dos? But here you are, putting your smelly feet...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Fuck you Thomas Edison, for being a liar and greedy prick. You stole other peoples designs (Nikola Tesla case in point) and never kept your word. You are for sure the Wizzer of Menlo Park. I piss on your grave - dickhead
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 16, 2018
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009
Someone who knows the family • Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones always acting out at Walmart your the one who hates your family grow up you say your a christian and you act like this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 30, 2016
YOU STUPID SUN OF A BOOGER EATER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FREAKING CUSS. How in God's name am I a whore for doing two freaking bad things? On top of that I'm a VIRGIN! ( For everyone reading this, this is a message for my ex bestfriend who started dating my ex boyfriend the day after we broke up. Oh, and he...
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Declared by Yo girl Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
im 13 and she keeps saying to grow up and act my age when she is the one who doesn't even let me go to kfc that's 7 mins away with my very good group of friends. shes always compares me to my other friends and says stuff lie 'why cant you be like her','look shes so pretty','shes really skinny' so when i say...
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Declared by help me on Friday, September 15, 2017
For saying youre going home, then messing about and jibber-jabbering for the next 2 hours
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'm so sick of people who aren't in school anymore yet think they know how it's like to be a student in 2017. We get stressed bc we have so many tests and assigments and we want to do good. If we've had enough then yes we want less stuff to stress about but whenever we try to complain you'll get these 40+...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
May 1,000,000 camels infest your anus with fleas and rot your ability to ever have passive anal sex again in your life... Ever!!
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Declared by John on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Stupid DTOP code basterd!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Chuggers (short for charity muggers) really annoy me. Every time I go to work, go out for lunch, or go home, someone tries to stop me in the street and get me to sign a direct debit to whatever charity they represent. No, I don't mind supporting charity, and I'll quite happily donate my spare change - but I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
I WANT TO FUCKING HANG OUT WITH HIM GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCK THAT THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS FUCK
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Declared by C on Saturday, January 4, 2014
Get it through your obtuse skull, you paranoid - I didn't see you last night. I was racing to get inside, because I was running really late, so I didn't see you. I did notice a small group of people to my left as I raced into the building, but you didn't seem to be among them. If you really were there,...
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Declared by Anon. Lady on Sunday, May 31, 2015
Dam pedo
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Declared by bigchris on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad on you! my boss is a bitch and sucks at thinking. I could do his job 100x better. FUCK you! you over paid under worked son of a bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
Jihad on you motherfucker asshole customer at my work. You took out your anger on me. I couldn't talk back 'cause I had to give curteous customer service, and it was expected of me to take it out my frustration on an innocent person who hasn't even wronged me...like a twisted domino effect. Well fuck you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18, 2016