Are you serious?
Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off and I hope they take all the time in the world when they do so. at that.
I just hope that you get a skunk on your face. And then rhinos should trample over your big head. And when you die, I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 22, 2017
i place a jihad on connex trains as they suck!
Continue reading»
Declared by Commuter on Monday, October 29, 2007
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
Continue reading»
Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
you evil person
i put a jihad on u
Continue reading»
Declared by jihad man on Sunday, November 14, 2010
YOU HAVE GONE NUTS>>>
Continue reading»
Declared by Teri maa ki on Friday, March 25, 2016
Holy War!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 16, 2016
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
Continue reading»
Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
no more. please.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
This is hilariously funny: neighbors who enjoy being loud, deliberately disrupting other people on your block with excessively loud music, etc., had been sexually raped when they were kids. Very funny.
Continue reading»
Declared by anonymous on Saturday, April 8, 2017
I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Concerned American on Wednesday, September 17, 2008
when i first met you, i thought you were cool and different. well turns out your different, but your not cool. i dont know if you realize this or not, but you are the biggest bitch to me. making fun of my nose, my accent, my clothes, friends, under the influenceness... what the fuck is wrong with you? i...
Continue reading»
Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
Jihad on you motherfucker asshole customer at my work. You took out your anger on me. I couldn't talk back 'cause I had to give curteous customer service, and it was expected of me to take it out my frustration on an innocent person who hasn't even wronged me...like a twisted domino effect. Well fuck you...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18, 2016
Scummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
Continue reading»
Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
Continue reading»
Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
Get your ass back to work
Continue reading»
Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Those pigs in the higher echelons of the American military-indutstrial complex who have taken over this country, making us believe that we live in a democracy, when in fact they constantly do shit that the majority of people do not support. You pigs support right-wing dictators while talking shit about...
Continue reading»
Declared by Che on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
Continue reading»
Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015