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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSo...what happened? Barack becomes president and suddenly there's no more need for Black History Month? What happened to the cheesy commercials, the ridiculously racist clearance sales, the pointless, tacky flash ads, the poorly executed exhibits and galleries...the oh-so-serious, made-for-TV BET movies?...
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Declared by Douglas on Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
YOU ARE FILTHY PEASANTS
Also like am I not allowed to complain about anything because "aw poor you emotional teenager???" like I HAVE A REASON TO BE ANGRY, this isn't some strop about nothing. You never listen, and then moan at me for using the electricity when I could get a new one for 2 quid.
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Declared by Bob fucking marley on Saturday, April 19, 2014
You fucking sociopaths have miserable lives, and will have no happiness the rest of your useless lives. Rot in hell!Karma is a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Why the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
Fuck you jewish assholes, suck a dick
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 26, 2018
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU FOR NOT KEEPING YOUR WORD.
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Declared by TAREQ on Monday, March 10, 2014
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Go fuck yoursefl!
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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
alalalalalalah stop supporting the happenings in egypt..
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Declared by alalalalalalah on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
You touched boys in Killeen while you were an instructor on the Fort Hood army base for Tiger Lim Tae kwon Doe in the early 90's late 80's. You used to show them porn magazines and then suck their penises. You faggot, i hope are living in hell ,you son of bitch ,for ruining lives.
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Declared by Mad Man on Sunday, February 12, 2017
Dear Dad, thanks so much for coming into my life and ruining it. I don't even see why you are trying to blast at people. I'm not saying that you deserve to encounter business problems. BUT DOES THAT GIVE YOU THE DAMN RIGHT TO COME HOME AND BLAST AT MY MOM AND ME SAYING WE ARE USELESS. I'll really appreciate...
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Declared by Screw my life on Monday, February 16, 2015
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
bitch ass sayin u asexual u don't know what the fuck it even means u fake u fake as fuck
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Declared by furious gay on Thursday, September 29, 2016
Because your products SUCK! Really... they do..a lot!
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Declared by mac bitch! on Tuesday, October 9, 2007