Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
i hit a goddamn curb today because stupid ass school can't even clear out its parking lot!! Might have to get it fixed and maybe not able to see the long-distance girlfriend!! FUCK
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Declared by Ted on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
You'd have to be a pretentious, pompous idiot to use stupid, made-up words like "cis".
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Declared by no PC garbage on Friday, June 9, 2017
Jihad to the imbecile GMs of Lineage 2 Southeast asia. Mass banning players with no investigations JIHAD ON YOU ALL
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
The hell with interviewers who think I am inferior just because I was fired from my last job. What the hell is this? What the hell have I done to deserve it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
Get it through your obtuse skull, you paranoid - I didn't see you last night. I was racing to get inside, because I was running really late, so I didn't see you. I did notice a small group of people to my left as I raced into the building, but you didn't seem to be among them. If you really were there,...
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Declared by Anon. Lady on Sunday, May 31, 2015
Scummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
First of all you silly piece of shits who have the gut to call others UGLY, If you have a great face and all, it doesn't mean you'll call others ugly, A nice face and a trashy attitude is NEVER a good combination, and honestly if you have never been called UGLY by someone else,it doesn't mean you'll call...
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Declared by A fucked up 17 year old. on Tuesday, January 31, 2017
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Get your shit together and watch burn notice AND get ready for when i get back!
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Declared by ;) on Thursday, July 17, 2008
I'm tired of that fraud Bernie Sanders and his mentally unstable followers. His hysterical, Howard Dean screaming is tiresome, and his empty promises are wrong. Also, it was cynical of him to switch from Socialist to Democratic, just to get votes. His airhead, fanatical supporters irrationally scream about...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, April 17, 2016
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
JIHAD on the lying bore, Erik Taylor. He refuses to believe that I want him to leave me alone. I can't stand him & any contact with him is unpleasant. I just want him to go away. Forever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Smell my ass.
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Declared by Smellmyass on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
Fuck you comcast. Just fuck you.
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Declared by An angry customer on Monday, January 16, 2017
For beeswax burning assholes sake! Stop looking at other women online! Stop not going out anywhere on your own, you're disgusting, you're lazy, you're poor, you've bled me dry and still treat me like shit. Move out AL-FUCKING-READY!
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Declared by Native Fury on Tuesday, September 19, 2017