Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
I declare jihad on you and your stupid ass page! You are a bitch, how dare you insult Selena and her Selenator. Get the HELL off of Facebook!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 6, 2014
Radio personality Dennis Prager is a phony, because you can never get through to his official number: (877) 243-7776. This number is permanently busy 24/7. This proves Dennis Prager is a con artist phony.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 28, 2017
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
She lives in the past
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Declared by Richard on Thursday, December 19, 2013
You missed out on the big bidness we had planned, I still need the blood of fifty children. So uh, yeah, meanie.
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Declared by Bidness Friend on Monday, October 13, 2014
Pentiti cane infedele!
peeeeentiti zoccola fradicia!
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Declared by Pentotal on Saturday, November 10, 2007
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Your doughboy look and constant banter "He could go all the way.." is becoming more annoying every time you are on - please I would rather take a telemarketing call then hear this again
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
HAHAHAHA
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 21, 2017
I declare war on your filthly non MLG ways
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Declared by Scrubrecker on Monday, November 9, 2015
Oh bitch, you’re gonna burn and die one day and you can take your shitty attitude problem with you. Nothing but a brat, and a slut. you deserve everything that’s coming to you... karma is going to destroy you and everyone close to you. fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 12, 2018
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
All xmas merrymakers
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Declared by Annie on Monday, December 24, 2012
Something that kind of makes me laugh now. In primary school, I was "friends" with someone. I used to see her seven days a week. We lived on the same street, same nationality, went to the same primary school and went to the same church. I ended up doing really well during primary school and she got jealous....
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Declared by gdfgd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Prozac and the rest of the drugs that control depressed people do nothing but make those people worse. they put off the inevitable by making them believe that they can be saved, but then put them through a different rollercoaster that they have no way of controlling, whether it be with a substance, or an...
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Declared by Ryan G. MacIntosh on Thursday, January 9, 2014
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Everyone is a failure
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007