Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFuck you! You fat, rude fuck. Insulting others and sounding like a rude fat fuck all the time.
Oh, but when we're rude to you about your fucking fat and ugly body it's wrong? And you get angry?
You are literally so depressed with your own life you suspect any and everything, and you think the...
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Declared by Someone who regrets ever befriending you on Monday, March 13, 2017
A JIhad on you Kyle Pfeiffer - You Thief!. I hope you die from another abscess on your ass. Fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 19, 2018
You are an alcoholic bitch who ruined my childhood, and I hate you. Kindly burn in hell. Congratulations on screwing up the lives of those around you, you are nothing but a black hole of selfishness. I hope you fall into a fish tank filled with rabid piranhas. In 18 days I will be leaving this shit hole...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
You bitch looser. Ugly whore, characterless piece of shot
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Declared by your enemy on Wednesday, November 2, 2016
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
What's this? I read in forums that people get those lousy feedbacks because of things that are not their fault, such as problems with post offices. What the heck is this? Is one who SHIPS the goods on time not good enough a seller? I once ordered something for HK, I knew it will take a couple of weeks to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2014
I hereby declare jihad on my ex gf / alien spore / satan's pet cat . May the almighty allah accompanied by the Prophet of prophets give her what is due in the deepest fiery abyss of Jahannam !! XOXO (not)
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Declared by Rajarshi Chattopadhyay on Wednesday, September 7, 2016
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Jihad on you, fucking girls at school. You know, just because i'm female too doesn't mean you get to laugh behind my back, hide my bag, ignore me, laugh when i trip up. Jihad on you for making me so bad about myself. Jihad on you for telling me what I should and shouldn't do. I'm sick of your FUCKING...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
It is bad for me!
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Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Something that kind of makes me laugh now. In primary school, I was "friends" with someone. I used to see her seven days a week. We lived on the same street, same nationality, went to the same primary school and went to the same church. I ended up doing really well during primary school and she got jealous....
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Declared by gdfgd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
ALALALALALLLLAALALLALALA
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Declared by Kevin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Te declaro la guerra. No quiero que metas tus genes en el acerbo genĂ©tico. Sos un peligro a la sociedad y a todo lo bueno. A q no t animas a salir de tu cuarto diminuto sin tu escuadrĂ³n de putas
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 29, 2015
How are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010