Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
If i've gone off on one, then chances are there's a much bigger problem I haven't told you personally about. Just accept that some issues hit a nerve and that I may not be able to justify exactly why I've said things until I care a little bit less about other issues. Its enough to make you think that I'm not...
Continue reading»
Declared by All Uni society presidents on Friday, March 16, 2012
After all these years of you messing with me, I hope you appreciate that I am fighting back...but you didn't count on the fact that I fight dirty, did ya?
You thought you were so clever for so long, but who was wearing the clever trousers THAT day, huh?
I will keep fucking with your headspace until you...
Continue reading»
Declared by The Attitude Adjuster on Saturday, January 28, 2017
Go fuck yourself, you pile of lies, deception and failure. Jihad on you!! And you're so called "Friends" wich you machieviously fool till today.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 11, 2017
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
Continue reading»
Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator.
It's the people on Facebook.
I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have.
Let me tell you a little story.
In Highschool I knew a kid who knew...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Rouse yourselves, (especially those who are ethnically handicapped) those in power are still in power The ancient, dogmatic, and all too mammalian pharoes have yet to end their scrutiny of us Commie Fags and our psychoactivity. This behavior is comparable to blowing a horse drawn wagon, it's obsolete. The...
Continue reading»
Declared by Menace2Sobriety on Monday, December 9, 2013
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
Continue reading»
Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
All xmas merrymakers
Continue reading»
Declared by Annie on Monday, December 24, 2012
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
Continue reading»
Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
Continue reading»
Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
religious bigots fuck off
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Being a fucking bitch
Continue reading»
Declared by Jihadi John on Friday, February 26, 2016
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
You don't give me job, you burn
Continue reading»
Declared by Hampton on Thursday, July 28, 2016
You are not a good team leader. You don't bond with your team. You have a sailor's potty mouth.You treat your subordinates as second class.
You pick favorites.You're a closet third wave feminist.
You have double standards.
And you bring office morale down by picking on someone in the office that has no...
Continue reading»
Declared by Some people on Saturday, February 18, 2017
Muhaha, allah, und so
Continue reading»
Declared by Wp-Rächer on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Im getting on another forum! Fuck this!! If anyone can find me on the new forum....FINE! But for fuck sake, keep it a secret!
Continue reading»
Declared by secret on Friday, July 22, 2011
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
Continue reading»
Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
I AM SO MAD FOR NO REASON AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA CRY BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS. GAH.
Continue reading»
Declared by whiny white girl on Monday, December 31, 2012