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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIt's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Hope I cause a lot of Controversy!!
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Declared by Liquid_Shizzles on Monday, October 8, 2007
Wtf man you keep bossing me around. can't you just stop like I heard you 20 times and i'm i nthe fucking prosses of ther task LAY OFF
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 25, 2016
I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't...
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Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018
The North Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department has dirty police officers who snitch, especially just west of the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon Blvd. These are corrupt cops who make false accusations against other cops.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
Fuck you and your stalling downloads.
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Declared by EagleYS on Wednesday, January 26, 2011
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 19, 2014
Yoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
Pre, wag ka namang mayabang. Nag-paretoke ka lang ng mukha mo, tingin mo ay leading man quality ka na? It takes MORE than that. Sa attitude mong yan, you may not get far. Sa totoo nga, di ka naman ganoong kilala.
At sa mga fanatics mo, girls, wag niyo na ipagmalaki siya. Kapag sino sa inyo nagpakasal sa...
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Declared by Anti-Jolog on Tuesday, November 7, 2017
Fuck you! You fat, rude fuck. Insulting others and sounding like a rude fat fuck all the time.
Oh, but when we're rude to you about your fucking fat and ugly body it's wrong? And you get angry?
You are literally so depressed with your own life you suspect any and everything, and you think the...
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Declared by Someone who regrets ever befriending you on Monday, March 13, 2017
Aryans are zhe superior race all ozher races have no right to exist! Death to zhe inferior jew subhumans! death to bolshevism and ozher vorthless subhuman nations! meine sturmtropen vill march through moscow before zhis day is done! ve shall triumph und exterminate all zhe puny subhumans! glory to zhe reich!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
How does an iPod define your love for music?
How does a pair of Nike's define how well u ran this morning?
Why do you need some other guy's name on ur underwear?
How does giving flowers (and a huge list of more girly stuff) on Valentine's Day define ur love towards your partner?
Do you...
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Declared by KC on Sunday, October 7, 2007
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Everybody who have used Australia's biggest Telco/ISP will have a bad story to tell, my god theres whole sites dedicated to hating on Telstra... I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A JIHAD ON THOSE FILTHY INFIDELS!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
I'll fkn rekt u kunta
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Declared by Xxx_Muhammed_69_xxX on Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Los Angeles MTA bus service I is the worst, because the lazy bus drivers are always late, sleeping at their stopover instead of picking up passengers. The drivers for Bus Lines 150 and 240 along Ventura Blvd. in the southern San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles are particularly guilty of this. Lazy...
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Declared by frustrated passenger on Monday, January 23, 2017
OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 7, 2015