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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey pointy haired boss man. Get an original idea, make a plan, stick with it. You're driving us insane and this division to the ground!
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Declared by Any of his employee's on Monday, October 8, 2007
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your doughboy look and constant banter "He could go all the way.." is becoming more annoying every time you are on - please I would rather take a telemarketing call then hear this again
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Fuck everything and everyone.
The only thing which could make me happy right now is watching this world's destruction.
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Declared by Y.R on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
whatsup bitch?
This is for throwing pliers at my head behind my back you deadshit!!
Plier chucker,
stupid lil fucker
during sound check i shoulda hit you harder
dumb-arse motherfucker thinkin' you can step to me
chat like old times and shoot the breeze...
Well here's a safety tip: I don't forget...
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Declared by Fargis on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hereby declare jihad on my ex gf / alien spore / satan's pet cat . May the almighty allah accompanied by the Prophet of prophets give her what is due in the deepest fiery abyss of Jahannam !! XOXO (not)
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Declared by Rajarshi Chattopadhyay on Wednesday, September 7, 2016
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
Your a whore filled with nasty ass shit you kant, going around fucking every guy in pom city you nasty hoe your are a public toilet scum bitch you said it yourself
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Declared by it's me bitch! on Sunday, February 5, 2017
You stuck up third wave feminist harpie!
You know fucking well the office rules says that flash drives are not to be inserted in office computers, so why did you do it? And why do you think I should be responsible for your reckless decision? I told you my flash drive is clean, but I DID NOT SAY YOU HAVE TO...
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Declared by You suck and you know it on Sunday, April 30, 2017
When I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
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Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
It is bad for me!
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Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008
GET A LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 16, 2010
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I F*ing HATE THEEESIS
its killing me from the inside out!
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Declared by Holy warrior on Monday, April 7, 2008
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
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Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
Nintendo has not released Mother 3 in America, and making Americans wait more than needed for a English Fire Emblem Fates.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15, 2015
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Why should I take a bus and drive to your place, thus paying more than the refund you owe me/
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Declared by Lustig on Wednesday, December 21, 2016
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007