Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou suck as an employee. If you don't improve, I'll either fire you or my gods will kill your gods.
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Matus Trstik je trtko.
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Declared by Matko on Thursday, June 26, 2014
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
I hate how you say the same damn thing when I'm telling you stuff about my day. "Oh" "Haha" "Lol" "Ok" DO YOU NOT CARE AT ALL?? I seriously hate when that's all people say to me and act like they don't give a single fuck! YOU'RE MY FRIEND TOO! JIHAD ON YOU, INSENSITIVE DICK!
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Declared by Ignored on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Fuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
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Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
I study for 6 days, about 4 hours a day for 50 minutes of confusion and agony. I discover too late that I didn't study the right things and get a C - what the hell?!?! JUST MAKE SENSE YOU FREAKING PIECE OF PAPER, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
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Declared by John on Tuesday, September 25, 2007
I hate you. You worthless piece of crap. You get nothing right. It can't be that difficult to send some fricking mail. You must be run by idiots. I HATE YOU.
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Declared by Hate on Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
You bitch looser. Ugly whore, characterless piece of shot
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Declared by your enemy on Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Being politically correct (PC) has become a cult. These PC social justice warrior bullies are so fanatical about their beliefs to the point where they've become a mind-control cult. Google "warning signs of being in a cult", and most of this relates perfectly to the politically correct wackos and fanatics....
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Declared by never PC on Tuesday, June 13, 2017
When I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
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Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012
You stupid ADD sack of shit. You will never amount to anything if you can't effing retain the simplest bits of information someone tells you. You are a shitty accountant and won't ever amount to to anything except a total loser. Please die so you don't keep breathing air the rest of us can put to better use.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
If you get a boob job EXPECT PEOPLE TO LOOK! Quit being so idiotic about it, it's a free country, and if you walk outside, prepared to be looked at.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 8, 2009
For your information we do not sit on our butts all day while the babies play nicely on the floor!!!! This does not happen....we clean up poo...pissy pants.....wash.....and wash again......put new clothes on...... feed......shall I go on?...er "no please don't" I hear you cry...... "stop fucking winging" you...
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Declared by yummy mummy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Screw you!
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Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
I'm tired of that fraud Bernie Sanders and his mentally unstable followers. His hysterical, Howard Dean screaming is tiresome, and his empty promises are wrong. Also, it was cynical of him to switch from Socialist to Democratic, just to get votes. His airhead, fanatical supporters irrationally scream about...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, April 17, 2016