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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infogo fucking die both of you, you stupid slags have done nothing but make me depressed!
charley: your boyfriend doesnt love you you fucking annoy him like you annoy everyone within a 20 mile radius you ginger whore cunt
Jamie: you skank ! you get paid a shit wage how the fuck are you going to even manage...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 7, 2010
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
Your poor dog is a huge hunting dog and you people are couch potatoes. As a result, your dog runs all over the apartment all day. He sounds like he's playing football. Then he runs all over the place after you get home and I get the added pleasure of hearing you scream at him to stop. Fuck you people.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
WELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything......
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Declared by Me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
First of all you silly piece of shits who have the gut to call others UGLY, If you have a great face and all, it doesn't mean you'll call others ugly, A nice face and a trashy attitude is NEVER a good combination, and honestly if you have never been called UGLY by someone else,it doesn't mean you'll call...
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Declared by A fucked up 17 year old. on Tuesday, January 31, 2017
I hate how you say the same damn thing when I'm telling you stuff about my day. "Oh" "Haha" "Lol" "Ok" DO YOU NOT CARE AT ALL?? I seriously hate when that's all people say to me and act like they don't give a single fuck! YOU'RE MY FRIEND TOO! JIHAD ON YOU, INSENSITIVE DICK!
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Declared by Ignored on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
errm
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Declared by heu on Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Whenever you need something (say assist you on your documents, whenever you're lonely or just feeling stupid) we're friends, and now (out of the blue) you don't want to ''communicate'' with me anymore. Your reason: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. FYI a true friend is someone who stays with you through...
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Declared by Angry Betty on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
You suck as an employee. If you don't improve, I'll either fire you or my gods will kill your gods.
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
The jerks at Stormfront make it impossible to register. They have a Captcha system in which you’re supposed to complete a picture they’ve provided, but it’s physically impossible to do so. How stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
fuck life. fuck school, fuck life fuck life fuck life FUCK LIFE IT SUCKS ABSOLUTE ASS
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 12, 2017
Your a whore filled with nasty ass shit you kant, going around fucking every guy in pom city you nasty hoe your are a public toilet scum bitch you said it yourself
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Declared by it's me bitch! on Sunday, February 5, 2017