Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMatt you are the gayest human being I have ever come into contact with. Homosexuality emanates from your very core, and I hate everything about you. You are GAY GAY GAY. Fatwa on Matt Ball.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
If I yelled at a stupid violent honking driver "Knock it off, idiot!", it's not a reason to call me crazy.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10, 2016
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
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Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Everybody who have used Australia's biggest Telco/ISP will have a bad story to tell, my god theres whole sites dedicated to hating on Telstra... I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A JIHAD ON THOSE FILTHY INFIDELS!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 1, 2007
You have erotomania, you stalker creep. Erotomania is a mental illness in which a psycho stalker delusionally thinks he's having a romantic relationship with either a casual acquaintance or a stranger. You're not in a relationship with me, you psycho stalker, and you never were. Three non-sexual dates is not...
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Declared by anonymous on Monday, July 20, 2015
Egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor. Grow up baby..You and your wife vincent e martz of mercersburg pa the egor will be sorry for what you did to family. You will face judgement before the throne of God.Get a job both of you instead of stealing money off of dad/pap you thief.You both take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 20, 2018
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The jerks at Stormfront make it impossible to register. They have a Captcha system in which you’re supposed to complete a picture they’ve provided, but it’s physically impossible to do so. How stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
How are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
I suffer (enjoy) from ADHD,(DXMLSAPCPLOLFROGTURDS) and can hardly complete an entire flight sim. You really think i'm going to have the patience to actually land a 747? Of course not! Well I mean, If you consider landing crashing into the 80th floor of a tower that lives next door to an identical tower, then...
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Declared by Hands in my Pants. on Monday, December 9, 2013
So predictable that psychotically fanatical social justice warriors (Tumblr loonies included) will say that racists are mourning the Paris tragedy, because most French citizens are white – as if they think us white people deserve terrorist attacks. And these social justice warriors schmucks fail to realize...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 14, 2015
I hate all my friends, cos of their stupid idea of getting drunk on mondey, I lost my voice..I cant only speak loud but i missed a date with my babe too. Damn you bastards. Never ever on monday.
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Declared by Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
You suck as an employee. If you don't improve, I'll either fire you or my gods will kill your gods.
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2008
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
Okay...so. Whenever we would have company or house guests the older sister doesn't mind hint eveytime we have a party her so called "man" or "boyfriend " comes over but he doesn't acknowledge her as that and whenever she would get drunk or high she likes to antagonize me. Let me tell you I am a 5'2" 105lb...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012
oh hey cunt bag! sure go ahead take it up the ass from another one of your best friends. go lick some more dick!
the poop hole isnt a loop hole! YOU ARE STILL A SLUT
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Declared by anon on Sunday, March 23, 2014