Your doughboy look and constant banter "He could go all the way.." is becoming more annoying every time you are on - please I would rather take a telemarketing call then hear this again
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
Damn your technology!!
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
He is the worst boss ever. He steals my fucking tootsie rolls off my desk all the time. He is a douchebag who is always up my ass no matter what I do. He watches me from his little managers window above, and I just feel like dragging him down by his hair and beating the shit out of him, curb stomp that...
Declared by Disgruntled Employee on Friday, January 11, 2013
I COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I suffer (enjoy) from ADHD,(DXMLSAPCPLOLFROGTURDS) and can hardly complete an entire flight sim. You really think i'm going to have the patience to actually land a 747? Of course not! Well I mean, If you consider landing crashing into the 80th floor of a tower that lives next door to an identical tower, then...
Declared by Hands in my Pants. on Monday, December 9, 2013
Everybody who have used Australia's biggest Telco/ISP will have a bad story to tell, my god theres whole sites dedicated to hating on Telstra... I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A JIHAD ON THOSE FILTHY INFIDELS!
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 1, 2007
They are always thinking that they are better than me and calling me names! AAAAAAAAAAARG!
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
fucking german USK!!
Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm...
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007