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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor the alcohol violations that weren't my fault, for not waking me up for the fire drill, and for just generally being a poophole. I hate you.
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Declared by Dallas on Sunday, September 9, 2007
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
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Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
leave me alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Fuck The Cruel World
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Declared by Dante on Monday, August 18, 2008
Damn you stupid system. Nights are for sleeping and or parties. They are not for me being up all night working in a factory. They are not for that. Sure factories may run a little more quickly with night workers, but you could just hire more day people. Honestly, good lord what have I gotten myself into?
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Declared by PJ on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
How is it women assume they can drive whilst looking at the passenger, usually with a car load of kids in the back.
To stop this jihad simply focus on the task in hand, and not whats happening in your favorite soap, or whos copping off with someone else.
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Declared by Mad Mulla Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
I suffer (enjoy) from ADHD,(DXMLSAPCPLOLFROGTURDS) and can hardly complete an entire flight sim. You really think i'm going to have the patience to actually land a 747? Of course not! Well I mean, If you consider landing crashing into the 80th floor of a tower that lives next door to an identical tower, then...
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Declared by Hands in my Pants. on Monday, December 9, 2013
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
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Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
stop ripping off clients and burning out good people or you will suffer death by drowning in camel spit
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I jihad UUUUUUUU
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Declared by JIhad al Mulvaney on Friday, December 4, 2009
Your Bum Smells
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Declared by H MCLEOD on Monday, October 8, 2007