Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Matt you are the gayest human being I have ever come into contact with. Homosexuality emanates from your very core, and I hate everything about you. You are GAY GAY GAY. Fatwa on Matt Ball.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
You think tagging along with the boys is fun - well, just shut your trap.
Asking "Did you play sports in high school?" does not help out our efforts - thanks Jackass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Hasan is Evil
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Declared by PK on Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Thanks for making me feel like a shitty friend..
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 4, 2016
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your an idiot
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Declared by Alex2 on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 19, 2014
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
He is a nightmare.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 5, 2008
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012
It looks like crap, makes me feel sick and it just condones people to express themselves in idiot ways!
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Declared by Mark Zuckerberg on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
I hate cricket and the stupid game. What kinda sports takes a person the whole day to finish!! and not to mention taking time away from doing other things like, spending time with your family. Stupid game. May all cricket games be condemn and destroy!!! muaaahhhhhhhhh
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Declared by susan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Te declaro la guerra. No quiero que metas tus genes en el acerbo genético. Sos un peligro a la sociedad y a todo lo bueno. A q no t animas a salir de tu cuarto diminuto sin tu escuadrón de putas
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 29, 2015
I declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Your Bum Smells
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Declared by H MCLEOD on Monday, October 8, 2007
Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007