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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I knew when you called me into your office you were going to fire me, you worthless fat cow. The best part was when you told me "I'm not a beat around the bush kinda girl." You're absolutely right you're not. You are a stupid, ugly, old slunt! Your insecurities and jealously was obvious from the start!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Jihad on you cock smuggling assholes! I bought a new, cool (And I don't mean cool as in cold), fast HP Pavilion laptop...came home, set it up and now every time I shut down that blasted piece of shit it buzzes and whines like hell! I can't even sleep at night because of the thought of inhaling burnt lithium...
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Declared by Never buying HP shit again on Saturday, May 30, 2009
stop ripping off clients and burning out good people or you will suffer death by drowning in camel spit
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
How is it women assume they can drive whilst looking at the passenger, usually with a car load of kids in the back.
To stop this jihad simply focus on the task in hand, and not whats happening in your favorite soap, or whos copping off with someone else.
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Declared by Mad Mulla Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
FUCK U PIECE OF SHIT U DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING STOP WORKING IN THE MIDDL OF MY FUCKING ESSAY I WANT TO SMASH MY FUCKING COMPUTER IN HALF U USELESS PIECE OF TRASH I HOPE ILL NEVER USE U AGAIN BURN IN HELL U FUCKING SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 7, 2014
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
For being a BIG DUMB BITCH in the room next door.
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Declared by Joshnuts on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You beat the fuck out of my mother, then when she left you, she still had the heart to try and let you get to know me, and you refused time and time again. You spoke to me once in the first 11 years of my life. Then, the first time you met me, all you could do was trash-talk me to my mother, even though my...
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Declared by Finally Changing My Name on Monday, October 8, 2007
Damn your technology!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
fucking german USK!!
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Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
He is the worst boss ever. He steals my fucking tootsie rolls off my desk all the time. He is a douchebag who is always up my ass no matter what I do. He watches me from his little managers window above, and I just feel like dragging him down by his hair and beating the shit out of him, curb stomp that...
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Declared by Disgruntled Employee on Friday, January 11, 2013
Just moved here from New York. So far all I have done is get expensive yogurt at Pinkberry. get stuck in traffic, and get stuck in traffic trying to get to Pinkberry. There are no good bars, no good restaurants, and no good people. What was I thinking -- this town blows.
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Declared by ML on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
I suffer (enjoy) from ADHD,(DXMLSAPCPLOLFROGTURDS) and can hardly complete an entire flight sim. You really think i'm going to have the patience to actually land a 747? Of course not! Well I mean, If you consider landing crashing into the 80th floor of a tower that lives next door to an identical tower, then...
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Declared by Hands in my Pants. on Monday, December 9, 2013
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
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Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007