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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor writing a damn song about her stupid umbrella!
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Declared by Cuntface on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
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Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
is this how this workds
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Declared by janlouw on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
stop ripping off clients and burning out good people or you will suffer death by drowning in camel spit
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
FIAFIOAJOIFJADO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 26, 2014
Thanks for making me feel like a shitty friend..
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 4, 2016
I'm tired of that fraud Bernie Sanders and his mentally unstable followers. His hysterical, Howard Dean screaming is tiresome, and his empty promises are wrong. Also, it was cynical of him to switch from Socialist to Democratic, just to get votes. His airhead, fanatical supporters irrationally scream about...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, April 17, 2016
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
I declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
I swear, whoever takes care of those autistic kids playing in my backyard had better pay more attention to them. The last time one of the autistic young girls came in my backyard, I fucked them and they literally came in my backyard. To be fair I was extremely intoxicated and now she wont stop coming back...
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Declared by Imaregisteredpedophile on Thursday, March 23, 2017
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
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Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't...
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Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018
Bomb Up Puerto Rico ! The most racist , insecured , conceited bitches . I am so tired of these ass holes using innocent people and government for money . They also hire their own people in the job industry instead of others . This has to Stop . They also bully people around ! That has to stop
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Declared by Guyana Baby on Tuesday, July 17, 2018
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
Everybody who have used Australia's biggest Telco/ISP will have a bad story to tell, my god theres whole sites dedicated to hating on Telstra... I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A JIHAD ON THOSE FILTHY INFIDELS!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 1, 2007