Do I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Bronies are pony fucking pedophiles.
Declared by Jihadi john on Monday, May 25, 2015
Thanks for nothing! I just heard you're paying for Clint's school - great! Where was this generosity when I was working two jobs and trying to keep a full-time schedule so I could stay in law school? What happened to "It'll mean more if you do it on your own"?
Oh right, how could I forget? I was dating...
Declared by Your loving son, Eric on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Seriously man, what the fuck?!
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
The Zune is terrible.
Declared by Alah Akmadad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The lady who works at the check cashing store in front of the closed down walmart on pecos and tropicana in las vegas who stole $900 from me and then covered it up and kept my money and her company for helping her do it and not investigating the issue at all, and the police who did nothing, and the FBI who...
Declared by i feel better now on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Jihad on you, you annoying bitch! Go suck some 3-foot, 400-pound weirdo! Oh wait...you are!
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
You lousy, pathetic hole in the ground - may you burn slowly and be frozen at -100 degrees simultaneously. That's for sitting and making those remarks about me at the tram.
Declared by S on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Richard Figueroa wants $150 BILLION THOUSANDS DOLLORZ.
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Fuck you for what you have done to the world. Your legions of sheep mimicking the others with ridiculous beliefs . I'd like to stick XENU's emeter so far up your ass, the belief system you started becomes a thing of the past.
there will come a day when you and what you have done will be forgotten....
Declared by everyone in Clearwater, FL. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
It's bad enough you that you yahoos think that a copy of MS Publisher makes you a designer, but you also think that Comic Sans is appropriate for anything other than the most retarded informal uses, too!
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Dude, I don't need to know the details of your life. I'm just here to check my email. And the people who are studying might be more irritated than me.
Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
For writing a damn song about her stupid umbrella!
Declared by Cuntface on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Some kind of black crumby substance has littered the floor of my office for the past week. I see the lines in the carpet where you've obviously vacuumed. But you stop about 6 inches from this mess every time!! Do you need a longer extension cord? También, recordar tomar hacia fuera la basura esta noche.
Declared by Dave on Monday, September 10, 2007
you sobs are just takin money for providin no facilities
Declared by undertaker on Monday, December 17, 2007
Why the hell are people so worried about this stupid thing? The seasonal flu kills hundreds every year, whereas this one has only killed a few! JIHAD ON YOU WORTHLESS SHIT-BAGS WHO SPEND MONEY ON CURES FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD OF SEASONAL FLU!
Declared by I Hate Swine Flu on Monday, May 18, 2009
A jihad on you for abandoning your children and going out on the piss with your mates.
A jihad on you for your pornographic courtship of the press and the obscene campaign you have continued to run and for playing the public like fucking idiots.
A jihad on you for making British parents look bad all...
Declared by Philomena on Tuesday, November 13, 2007