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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDo I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Seriously man, what the fuck?!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Bronies are pony fucking pedophiles.
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Declared by Jihadi john on Monday, May 25, 2015
Thanks for nothing! I just heard you're paying for Clint's school - great! Where was this generosity when I was working two jobs and trying to keep a full-time schedule so I could stay in law school? What happened to "It'll mean more if you do it on your own"?
Oh right, how could I forget? I was dating...
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Declared by Your loving son, Eric on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
YOU A FUCKING IDIOT.
HOW COME YO ASS IS ALMOS 17 YEARS OLD AND ITS 12:30 AM OUR MAMA IS STILL AT THE OFFICE DOING YOUR SCHOOLWORK BECAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING ALL DAY LONG AND YOU FORGOT, SO NOW YOU PLAYING Ps3 AND SHE STILL STUCK THERE FOR YOUR FAULT AND YOU AINT THE LEAST EMBARRASSED?
You aint got no...
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Declared by lil bitch ass nigga on Friday, October 10, 2014
Dude, I don't need to know the details of your life. I'm just here to check my email. And the people who are studying might be more irritated than me.
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
The Zune is terrible.
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Declared by Alah Akmadad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
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Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
It's bad enough you that you yahoos think that a copy of MS Publisher makes you a designer, but you also think that Comic Sans is appropriate for anything other than the most retarded informal uses, too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For writing a damn song about her stupid umbrella!
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Declared by Cuntface on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Richard Figueroa wants $150 BILLION THOUSANDS DOLLORZ.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
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Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008
I declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you for what you have done to the world. Your legions of sheep mimicking the others with ridiculous beliefs . I'd like to stick XENU's emeter so far up your ass, the belief system you started becomes a thing of the past.
there will come a day when you and what you have done will be forgotten....
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Declared by everyone in Clearwater, FL. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm a lady who works very hard at staying slender, watching what I eat, so I don't need some fat broad and her wimp boyfriend at 24 Hour Fitness ridiculing me and making fun of me - I hope she keels over from a heart attack. Which is likely, since obesity can cut a person's life expectancy in half. It...
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Declared by slender chick on Sunday, January 14, 2018
UCF
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Okay, listen up you little whiny bitch. Instead of jumping to conclusions, use your fucking head (and not the one you stroke at night because that's your only friend you can cry to) and actually think about REALITY which you clearly don't believe applies to you. Oh, and since you are FANFUCKINGTASIC at...
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Declared by kst10e on Saturday, October 10, 2015