Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
I love your taste in...
Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For writing that terrible song "Crazy Bitch," which is the worst song ever and is constantly stuck in my head, every member of the band Buckcherry deserves to be waterboarded.
Declared by Tim on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
High School is over ladies. Time to grow up and get a job.
Too bad you can't admin your way out of a fucking jihad.. bitches.
Declared by horchata on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare absolute destruction of evil on you. You got a preview with the "twins" and your house falling into the ocean. You are the most miserable beast and your day will come. You are a disgusting beastly awful non-human being and you will pay for your crimes.
Declared by Be afraid on Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
Because of itself
Declared by Ali Zali on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I jihad UUUUUUUU
Declared by JIhad al Mulvaney on Friday, December 4, 2009
This is for throwing pliers at my head behind my back you deadshit!!
stupid lil fucker
during sound check i shoulda hit you harder
dumb-arse motherfucker thinkin' you can step to me
chat like old times and shoot the breeze...
Well here's a safety tip: I don't forget...
Declared by Fargis on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
When I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2008
Fuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
It's been 20 years and you got away with it. Kurt would've been the KING. You will go down, CLKKC. The world hates you for KKC. Send your thugs after me.
Declared by JA Smith on Thursday, April 3, 2014
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007