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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey. Enjoy my ex, I dumped her for a reason. But you've been spreading lies about me, when I have some REAL dirt on you. You're telling people that my ex cheated on me with you? WITH YOU? That's a fucking riot, seeing as you're a slimy cunt who tells people about his piss fetish and sodomizing himself with...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 2, 2016
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
You WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
You told me you would be available to get the work done, but you totally ignored my calls & emails for a time to meet up .
YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO SAY YOU DID NOT WANT TO DO THE WORK.!!!
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
FUCK YOU & DROP DEAD!!!
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Declared by BILL on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
leave me alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It looks like crap, makes me feel sick and it just condones people to express themselves in idiot ways!
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Declared by Mark Zuckerberg on Monday, October 8, 2007
where are my musicians out there practicing enough to obtain the big guns (logic; protools)
RANDOM UNSAVED QUIT/SHUT DOWN. NEED I SAY MORE???
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Declared by aggravated musician trying to edit on Monday, August 11, 2014
I COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I hereby declare jihad on my ex gf / alien spore / satan's pet cat . May the almighty allah accompanied by the Prophet of prophets give her what is due in the deepest fiery abyss of Jahannam !! XOXO (not)
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Declared by Rajarshi Chattopadhyay on Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Bomb Up Puerto Rico ! The most racist , insecured , conceited bitches . I am so tired of these ass holes using innocent people and government for money . They also hire their own people in the job industry instead of others . This has to Stop . They also bully people around ! That has to stop
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Declared by Guyana Baby on Tuesday, July 17, 2018
wha the hell i mean really first ur gay theb ur not then your clearly flirting and being nice and sweet and caring then u totally become a douche noZzle to people and all the mixed signals make me pissed of and i yell then ur nice and wtf a shirt that says zach my name on it and u wear it on the day we have...
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Declared by zachary on Thursday, March 19, 2009
So predictable that psychotically fanatical social justice warriors (Tumblr loonies included) will say that racists are mourning the Paris tragedy, because most French citizens are white – as if they think us white people deserve terrorist attacks. And these social justice warriors schmucks fail to realize...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 14, 2015
Yoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
Pre, wag ka namang mayabang. Nag-paretoke ka lang ng mukha mo, tingin mo ay leading man quality ka na? It takes MORE than that. Sa attitude mong yan, you may not get far. Sa totoo nga, di ka naman ganoong kilala.
At sa mga fanatics mo, girls, wag niyo na ipagmalaki siya. Kapag sino sa inyo nagpakasal sa...
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Declared by Anti-Jolog on Tuesday, November 7, 2017
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007
What the fuck is the deal! Why do you ignore me like I don't exist when I am sitting right fucking next to you? Why the fuck can't you listen even though it is your own fault that things are so fucked up for you! FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, EGO-FUCKING BITCH!!!!
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Declared by Jee Had on Monday, February 9, 2009
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
They are always thinking that they are better than me and calling me names! AAAAAAAAAAARG!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
I hate all my friends, cos of their stupid idea of getting drunk on mondey, I lost my voice..I cant only speak loud but i missed a date with my babe too. Damn you bastards. Never ever on monday.
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Declared by Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The jerks at Stormfront make it impossible to register. They have a Captcha system in which you’re supposed to complete a picture they’ve provided, but it’s physically impossible to do so. How stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015