For crimes against ovaries.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just moved here from New York. So far all I have done is get expensive yogurt at Pinkberry. get stuck in traffic, and get stuck in traffic trying to get to Pinkberry. There are no good bars, no good restaurants, and no good people. What was I thinking -- this town blows.
Declared by ML on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hate cricket and the stupid game. What kinda sports takes a person the whole day to finish!! and not to mention taking time away from doing other things like, spending time with your family. Stupid game. May all cricket games be condemn and destroy!!! muaaahhhhhhhhh
Declared by susan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fuck The Cruel World
Declared by Dante on Monday, August 18, 2008
Fuck the NSA and those that work in it!! Nosey spying Bitches!!!
Declared by The Anti-NSA infidel on Monday, August 19, 2013
For the alcohol violations that weren't my fault, for not waking me up for the fire drill, and for just generally being a poophole. I hate you.
Declared by Dallas on Sunday, September 9, 2007
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008
You beat the fuck out of my mother, then when she left you, she still had the heart to try and let you get to know me, and you refused time and time again. You spoke to me once in the first 11 years of my life. Then, the first time you met me, all you could do was trash-talk me to my mother, even though my...
Declared by Finally Changing My Name on Monday, October 8, 2007
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
Calling me a loser on facebook
Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Shame on you, Microsoft!
Declared by fuck microsnot on Friday, January 18, 2008
I knew when you called me into your office you were going to fire me, you worthless fat cow. The best part was when you told me "I'm not a beat around the bush kinda girl." You're absolutely right you're not. You are a stupid, ugly, old slunt! Your insecurities and jealously was obvious from the start!
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Vive les suisse-allemands, il faut torturer la rasse des romands!
Declared by Master Yoda on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Your an idiot
Declared by Alex2 on Monday, October 8, 2007
Next time, you will die.
Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
I declare a holy war on religion - you've discriminated and caused suffering for way to long!!! I'm putting an end to your deceitful ways!
Declared by joe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
dio...how dare u flirted with my so-called best friend while we were goin out...you two faced ass, u certainly didnt deserve me...i hate u from the very core of my heart...may u rot in hell...
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Your doughboy look and constant banter "He could go all the way.." is becoming more annoying every time you are on - please I would rather take a telemarketing call then hear this again
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 21, 2007