Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
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Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
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Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
This guy is the biggest d-bag I have EVER met. Continually he has moved up the political ladder after one abysmal failure after another. He used church money to buy porn, attempted 2 affairs, treated staff horribly, fired good staff, framed innocents, and turned churches in on themselves. Let me tell you...
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Declared by Eric on Friday, August 15, 2008
Damn you to hell you money hungry faceless corporation.
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Declared by The World on Wednesday, December 8, 2010
stop ripping off clients and burning out good people or you will suffer death by drowning in camel spit
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Vive les suisse-allemands, il faut torturer la rasse des romands!
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Declared by Master Yoda on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Okay, listen up you little whiny bitch. Instead of jumping to conclusions, use your fucking head (and not the one you stroke at night because that's your only friend you can cry to) and actually think about REALITY which you clearly don't believe applies to you. Oh, and since you are FANFUCKINGTASIC at...
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Declared by kst10e on Saturday, October 10, 2015
You are a real ass for spamming whichever site you access on the net. Like, don't you even have anything better to do? Is that all you do every fucking day?? Right from JustRage, I'm Mad As Hell, Bad Harvest, My Shit Job and this site, all of them are infested with your vomit. GTFO man, seriously. Oh, and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
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Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007
Fuck the NSA and those that work in it!! Nosey spying Bitches!!!
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Declared by The Anti-NSA infidel on Monday, August 19, 2013
Thanks for making me feel like a shitty friend..
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 4, 2016
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
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Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
you sobs are just takin money for providin no facilities
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Declared by undertaker on Monday, December 17, 2007
vincent e martz called fulton county pa child services on his sisters children and brothers and families vincent caused the martzs bad situations with the county child services
By Anonymous August 04, 2014 at 01:35 PM
martz defense
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The scenes vincent e martz-egor created was at chambersburg...
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Declared by martz on Thursday, October 13, 2016
I am sick to death of rude obnoxious people on the trains int he morning. NO I can't move down and shove my crotch (whihc is at face level for those seated) in some poor passengeres face because you want to squeeze the last tinyest amount of space from the carriage we happen to be sharing. NO I do not want...
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Declared by Shaun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
Laura Winterink is a pathetic ugly ass wannabe bitch. She lives to kiss her mother's ass, she sleeps with every guy available, and oh yeah, her only friend is her dog ...LOLZ this bitch thinks she's cultured because she has an std
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Declared by Fuck You on Monday, January 22, 2018
Declaramos la guerra al manuel basicamente porque nos da la gana
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007