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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSome kind of black crumby substance has littered the floor of my office for the past week. I see the lines in the carpet where you've obviously vacuumed. But you stop about 6 inches from this mess every time!! Do you need a longer extension cord? También, recordar tomar hacia fuera la basura esta noche.
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Declared by Dave on Monday, September 10, 2007
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
Okay, listen up you little whiny bitch. Instead of jumping to conclusions, use your fucking head (and not the one you stroke at night because that's your only friend you can cry to) and actually think about REALITY which you clearly don't believe applies to you. Oh, and since you are FANFUCKINGTASIC at...
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Declared by kst10e on Saturday, October 10, 2015
Damn you to hell you money hungry faceless corporation.
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Declared by The World on Wednesday, December 8, 2010
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
He is a nightmare.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 5, 2008
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
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Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
I am sick to death of rude obnoxious people on the trains int he morning. NO I can't move down and shove my crotch (whihc is at face level for those seated) in some poor passengeres face because you want to squeeze the last tinyest amount of space from the carriage we happen to be sharing. NO I do not want...
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Declared by Shaun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
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Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007
Not picking up the phone
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are a real ass for spamming whichever site you access on the net. Like, don't you even have anything better to do? Is that all you do every fucking day?? Right from JustRage, I'm Mad As Hell, Bad Harvest, My Shit Job and this site, all of them are infested with your vomit. GTFO man, seriously. Oh, and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Yeah, that's right fucktard, you know who I am. You and all of your colleagues are as useless as a bunch of dug up bodies.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Jihad on you for pointing out the jihad on me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
Thanks for making me feel like a shitty friend..
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 4, 2016
BLOODY IMPERIALISTS!!! GET OUT OF MY CULTURE! D:
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Declared by Angry Myanmmar Person on Monday, October 8, 2007
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
WELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything......
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Declared by Me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008