Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
The lady who works at the check cashing store in front of the closed down walmart on pecos and tropicana in las vegas who stole $900 from me and then covered it up and kept my money and her company for helping her do it and not investigating the issue at all, and the police who did nothing, and the FBI who...
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Declared by i feel better now on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
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Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
UCF
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2008
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
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Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008
You are a real ass for spamming whichever site you access on the net. Like, don't you even have anything better to do? Is that all you do every fucking day?? Right from JustRage, I'm Mad As Hell, Bad Harvest, My Shit Job and this site, all of them are infested with your vomit. GTFO man, seriously. Oh, and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
you sobs are just takin money for providin no facilities
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Declared by undertaker on Monday, December 17, 2007
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
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Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Vive les suisse-allemands, il faut torturer la rasse des romands!
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Declared by Master Yoda on Thursday, October 18, 2007
How is it women assume they can drive whilst looking at the passenger, usually with a car load of kids in the back.
To stop this jihad simply focus on the task in hand, and not whats happening in your favorite soap, or whos copping off with someone else.
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Declared by Mad Mulla Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It’s so foolish to mindlessly parrot the phrase “intelligence is sexy”. No dear, not all intelligent people are sexy.Some intelligent people are violent bullies, for example – being a bully is never sexy, no matter how intelligent the bully.
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Declared by anon. on Sunday, September 20, 2015
Some kind of black crumby substance has littered the floor of my office for the past week. I see the lines in the carpet where you've obviously vacuumed. But you stop about 6 inches from this mess every time!! Do you need a longer extension cord? También, recordar tomar hacia fuera la basura esta noche.
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Declared by Dave on Monday, September 10, 2007
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
I hate you. You worthless piece of crap. You get nothing right. It can't be that difficult to send some fricking mail. You must be run by idiots. I HATE YOU.
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Declared by Hate on Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Matus Trstik je trtko.
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Declared by Matko on Thursday, June 26, 2014
Laura Winterink is a pathetic ugly ass wannabe bitch. She lives to kiss her mother's ass, she sleeps with every guy available, and oh yeah, her only friend is her dog ...LOLZ this bitch thinks she's cultured because she has an std
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Declared by Fuck You on Monday, January 22, 2018
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
How dare you kick my dog you sweaty fat bastard and then proceed to take a shite on my lawn. Preposterous!
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Declared by Joe Paparroni on Saturday, December 19, 2015