Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor the alcohol violations that weren't my fault, for not waking me up for the fire drill, and for just generally being a poophole. I hate you.
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Declared by Dallas on Sunday, September 9, 2007
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
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Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Declaramos la guerra al manuel basicamente porque nos da la gana
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't...
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Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018
I declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
leave me alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
I suffer (enjoy) from ADHD,(DXMLSAPCPLOLFROGTURDS) and can hardly complete an entire flight sim. You really think i'm going to have the patience to actually land a 747? Of course not! Well I mean, If you consider landing crashing into the 80th floor of a tower that lives next door to an identical tower, then...
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Declared by Hands in my Pants. on Monday, December 9, 2013
Bomb Up Puerto Rico ! The most racist , insecured , conceited bitches . I am so tired of these ass holes using innocent people and government for money . They also hire their own people in the job industry instead of others . This has to Stop . They also bully people around ! That has to stop
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Declared by Guyana Baby on Tuesday, July 17, 2018
This guy is the biggest d-bag I have EVER met. Continually he has moved up the political ladder after one abysmal failure after another. He used church money to buy porn, attempted 2 affairs, treated staff horribly, fired good staff, framed innocents, and turned churches in on themselves. Let me tell you...
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Declared by Eric on Friday, August 15, 2008
Im getting on another forum! Fuck this!! If anyone can find me on the new forum....FINE! But for fuck sake, keep it a secret!
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Declared by secret on Friday, July 22, 2011
Stupid fucking cunt. My mother-in-law Lana Cochran, is the biggest fucking bitch in the world. Like I bring you into my fucking home you stupid bitch. And you fucking go through my fucking personal belongings and steal from me bitch? No you dumb fucking cunt. Go put a fucking gun to your head and fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Don't make me laugh that because you are hired by my brother and sister-in-law means you are the most knowledgeable baby sitter around, but here you are, watching a telenovela, playing games on your smartphone, and calling up your boyfriend while... minding the baby?
You even asked me to change channels...
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Declared by Pissed off on Thursday, March 30, 2017
stop ripping off clients and burning out good people or you will suffer death by drowning in camel spit
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Everyone is a failure
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007
Damn you stupid system. Nights are for sleeping and or parties. They are not for me being up all night working in a factory. They are not for that. Sure factories may run a little more quickly with night workers, but you could just hire more day people. Honestly, good lord what have I gotten myself into?
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Declared by PJ on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007