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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Wp-Rächer on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
oh hey cunt bag! sure go ahead take it up the ass from another one of your best friends. go lick some more dick!
the poop hole isnt a loop hole! YOU ARE STILL A SLUT
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Declared by anon on Sunday, March 23, 2014
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
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Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
You fucking idiot, you need to do some of your own work and stop bothering everyone else. We have our own work to do you assclown
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
I hereby declare war on all crappy mobile browsers who can't render css pages properly.
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Declared by Grumpy Mobile Web Designer on Monday, October 8, 2007
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
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Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
I jihad UUUUUUUU
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Declared by JIhad al Mulvaney on Friday, December 4, 2009
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
YOU A FUCKING IDIOT.
HOW COME YO ASS IS ALMOS 17 YEARS OLD AND ITS 12:30 AM OUR MAMA IS STILL AT THE OFFICE DOING YOUR SCHOOLWORK BECAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING ALL DAY LONG AND YOU FORGOT, SO NOW YOU PLAYING Ps3 AND SHE STILL STUCK THERE FOR YOUR FAULT AND YOU AINT THE LEAST EMBARRASSED?
You aint got no...
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Declared by lil bitch ass nigga on Friday, October 10, 2014
Shame on you, Microsoft!
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Declared by fuck microsnot on Friday, January 18, 2008
For the alcohol violations that weren't my fault, for not waking me up for the fire drill, and for just generally being a poophole. I hate you.
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Declared by Dallas on Sunday, September 9, 2007
How does an iPod define your love for music?
How does a pair of Nike's define how well u ran this morning?
Why do you need some other guy's name on ur underwear?
How does giving flowers (and a huge list of more girly stuff) on Valentine's Day define ur love towards your partner?
Do you...
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Declared by KC on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
High School is over ladies. Time to grow up and get a job.
Too bad you can't admin your way out of a fucking jihad.. bitches.
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Declared by horchata on Monday, October 8, 2007
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I call for the violent death of the infedel who believes not in sane process or the divine power of business intelligence.
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Declared by Kelly Berger on Thursday, October 25, 2007
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
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Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007