Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWeirdly, she thinks I'm out to "get" her - that I mean to do harm. This is not true. What she does for a living doesn't mean anything to me. I'm just there in order to enjoy myself. I bear no ill will towards her. It's her job, her profession - and that's great. I'm not her competition. I'm just there to...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Sunday, May 21, 2017
You stupid ADD sack of shit. You will never amount to anything if you can't effing retain the simplest bits of information someone tells you. You are a shitty accountant and won't ever amount to to anything except a total loser. Please die so you don't keep breathing air the rest of us can put to better use.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Pre, wag ka namang mayabang. Nag-paretoke ka lang ng mukha mo, tingin mo ay leading man quality ka na? It takes MORE than that. Sa attitude mong yan, you may not get far. Sa totoo nga, di ka naman ganoong kilala.
At sa mga fanatics mo, girls, wag niyo na ipagmalaki siya. Kapag sino sa inyo nagpakasal sa...
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Declared by Anti-Jolog on Tuesday, November 7, 2017
I study for 6 days, about 4 hours a day for 50 minutes of confusion and agony. I discover too late that I didn't study the right things and get a C - what the hell?!?! JUST MAKE SENSE YOU FREAKING PIECE OF PAPER, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
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Declared by John on Tuesday, September 25, 2007
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
You don't give me job, you burn
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Declared by Hampton on Thursday, July 28, 2016
For saying youre going home, then messing about and jibber-jabbering for the next 2 hours
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
You beat the fuck out of my mother, then when she left you, she still had the heart to try and let you get to know me, and you refused time and time again. You spoke to me once in the first 11 years of my life. Then, the first time you met me, all you could do was trash-talk me to my mother, even though my...
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Declared by Finally Changing My Name on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Go back to the province where you belong, you compulsive lying asshole! You are giving this city a big service if you do. Seriously! There's enough jolog rats over here in Metro Manila who lacks social graces, dishonest, corrupt, and compulsively breaking the rules so they could "improve themselves" for...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Wednesday, December 14, 2016
I hate you. You worthless piece of crap. You get nothing right. It can't be that difficult to send some fricking mail. You must be run by idiots. I HATE YOU.
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Declared by Hate on Wednesday, June 15, 2016
LOL this is a test
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Declared by Allahu Akbar on Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Hmm, its funny that you have to give me a sermon not to interfere to say my opinion what's best for your son because you said "I should be a parent first to understand". That may be fair. ..but you and your wife don't wash the dishes after you eat (I do, and I wash both of yours as well.), and you don't go...
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Declared by Other sibling on Saturday, February 18, 2017
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Black Flag of Islam on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
dear jerry,
I think there is something I should really tell you, I hate you, I fucking hate you because you are a heartless, descpicable harridan with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. On top of that, you are horrible at relationships and I feel sorry for what your current boyfriend has to put up with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Fuck everything and everyone.
The only thing which could make me happy right now is watching this world's destruction.
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Declared by Y.R on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
I hereby declare war on all crappy mobile browsers who can't render css pages properly.
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Declared by Grumpy Mobile Web Designer on Monday, October 8, 2007
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
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Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007