Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
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Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
For your information we do not sit on our butts all day while the babies play nicely on the floor!!!! This does not happen....we clean up poo...pissy pants.....wash.....and wash again......put new clothes on...... feed......shall I go on?...er "no please don't" I hear you cry...... "stop fucking winging" you...
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Declared by yummy mummy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
You suck as an employee. If you don't improve, I'll either fire you or my gods will kill your gods.
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
wha the hell i mean really first ur gay theb ur not then your clearly flirting and being nice and sweet and caring then u totally become a douche noZzle to people and all the mixed signals make me pissed of and i yell then ur nice and wtf a shirt that says zach my name on it and u wear it on the day we have...
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Declared by zachary on Thursday, March 19, 2009
I hate how you say the same damn thing when I'm telling you stuff about my day. "Oh" "Haha" "Lol" "Ok" DO YOU NOT CARE AT ALL?? I seriously hate when that's all people say to me and act like they don't give a single fuck! YOU'RE MY FRIEND TOO! JIHAD ON YOU, INSENSITIVE DICK!
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Declared by Ignored on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Don't make me laugh that because you are hired by my brother and sister-in-law means you are the most knowledgeable baby sitter around, but here you are, watching a telenovela, playing games on your smartphone, and calling up your boyfriend while... minding the baby?
You even asked me to change channels...
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Declared by Pissed off on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Your an idiot
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Declared by Alex2 on Monday, October 8, 2007
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
So predictable that psychotically fanatical social justice warriors (Tumblr loonies included) will say that racists are mourning the Paris tragedy, because most French citizens are white – as if they think us white people deserve terrorist attacks. And these social justice warriors schmucks fail to realize...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 14, 2015
is this how this workds
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Declared by janlouw on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
When way up ahead you see that two lanes turn into one DO NOT slam on your brakes and try to get over immediately. Drive to the end of your lane and then its one car from each lane. Its called MERGING! So if I drive to the merge point and get ahead of you don't honk your horn at me because your an idiot...
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Declared by Left Coast on Friday, November 2, 2007
For Being a one person dictatorship. For limiting users to send just one link per day. For allowing people to send link from blogs just on Friday.
Hoder! you are a dictator!
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Declared by Phoenix12 on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your poor dog is a huge hunting dog and you people are couch potatoes. As a result, your dog runs all over the apartment all day. He sounds like he's playing football. Then he runs all over the place after you get home and I get the added pleasure of hearing you scream at him to stop. Fuck you people.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Fucking hell i cant fucking deal with his shit anymore i'm sick of it this a few days ago she acted all friendly and shit and all of a sudden she fucking ignores me like i'm nothing.
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Declared by FUUUUUCK on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
I just need a measly $2000 dollars and I have to beg you and feel awkward for less. You were not there to raise me to be a good man, I am now finishing up requirements to transfer to pre-grad classes but I need a little cash to pay for expenses. There are parents who spend a quarter million (250,000) on...
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Declared by Bad boy turned Good on Saturday, April 9, 2011
where are my musicians out there practicing enough to obtain the big guns (logic; protools)
RANDOM UNSAVED QUIT/SHUT DOWN. NEED I SAY MORE???
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Declared by aggravated musician trying to edit on Monday, August 11, 2014
Being politically correct (PC) has become a cult. These PC social justice warrior bullies are so fanatical about their beliefs to the point where they've become a mind-control cult. Google "warning signs of being in a cult", and most of this relates perfectly to the politically correct wackos and fanatics....
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Declared by never PC on Tuesday, June 13, 2017
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012