Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hate the lazy son of a bitch slob, who f*ckn preenz himself but can't lift his bony arse to clean the flat half the time or water the plants or even wash the dishes. Why? Cause he spends all his time on facebook and skype chatting to some American girl he has yet to meet and whom (he thinks) will lovingly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
M. on W. Blvd. in L,A, is a 57 year-old, kind of chubby, fat-waisted loser and washed-up has-been who pathetically thinks he can still attract young girls at his nightclub. They no longer pay attention to him, because he’s 57 years old, almost 60 years old, lying about the month of his birth, and he tries...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, November 26, 2016
I'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Matt you are the gayest human being I have ever come into contact with. Homosexuality emanates from your very core, and I hate everything about you. You are GAY GAY GAY. Fatwa on Matt Ball.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
Being a fucking bitch
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Declared by Jihadi John on Friday, February 26, 2016
Being politically correct (PC) has become a cult. These PC social justice warrior bullies are so fanatical about their beliefs to the point where they've become a mind-control cult. Google "warning signs of being in a cult", and most of this relates perfectly to the politically correct wackos and fanatics....
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Declared by never PC on Tuesday, June 13, 2017
These politically correct jerks have no soul. PC social justice warriors (SJWs) have never fallen in love. They don't even love their own children. Politically correct people are bullies who want to dominate other people. PC people are creepy control freaks. Instead of emotions and a soul, politically...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2017
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
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Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hate sickness, go away. Fuck.
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Declared by damien on Monday, October 8, 2007
Middle siblings
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK YOU! Stay on your own servers you dirty homosexual eating scum! You have been called out! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SERVERS FOR A REASON! You are worse that the pubby grime. You are the cud on the bottom of my Phase Boots.
~All of the "EU West" servers for DOTA 2
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
I hereby declare war on all crappy mobile browsers who can't render css pages properly.
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Declared by Grumpy Mobile Web Designer on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
you gave me the best night i have ever had. you were sweet, romantic, funny... everything i ever wanted in a guy. you were the first one i've ever felt good about. you made me so happy. we hated to be apart, but that one night reminded us that distance doesnt always matter. you know what? you fucked that up....
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
FUCK YOU
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Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
Rouse yourselves, (especially those who are ethnically handicapped) those in power are still in power The ancient, dogmatic, and all too mammalian pharoes have yet to end their scrutiny of us Commie Fags and our psychoactivity. This behavior is comparable to blowing a horse drawn wagon, it's obsolete. The...
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Declared by Menace2Sobriety on Monday, December 9, 2013
Julie, you've had 6 kids with 3 men, married 5 times, use everybody and everything to manipulate any situation to your advantage. You pass love for money w/ ugly, out of shape men. Your a awful Mother too
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Declared by J. Wilson on Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018