Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoScummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
IF THERE IS A GOD, I HOPE HE SENDS YOU TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. THIS BASTARD CALLED ME FAT (YEAH, NO SHIT I'M FAT YOU OLD SHITSTAIN) IN THE RUDEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE - IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! FUCK YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2016
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You aren't kooler than me, you gentile, stop being so spanish
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
YOU STUPID SUN OF A BOOGER EATER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FREAKING CUSS. How in God's name am I a whore for doing two freaking bad things? On top of that I'm a VIRGIN! ( For everyone reading this, this is a message for my ex bestfriend who started dating my ex boyfriend the day after we broke up. Oh, and he...
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Declared by Yo girl Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had...
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Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007
Stop eating with your mouth open I can see it and most irritatingly am drowned in the sound of your squelchy chomping. Are you a baffoon? Stop it!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Those pigs in the higher echelons of the American military-indutstrial complex who have taken over this country, making us believe that we live in a democracy, when in fact they constantly do shit that the majority of people do not support. You pigs support right-wing dictators while talking shit about...
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Declared by Che on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Nope. I still hate K. Really dont like that person!!
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Declared by rwerwe on Monday, July 11, 2011
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
Middle siblings
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
M. on W. Blvd. in L,A, is a 57 year-old, kind of chubby, fat-waisted loser and washed-up has-been who pathetically thinks he can still attract young girls at his nightclub. They no longer pay attention to him, because he’s 57 years old, almost 60 years old, lying about the month of his birth, and he tries...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, November 26, 2016
Yeah, I'm talking about you people! Stereotypically arrogant, bombastic attitude, lacking social graces in public spaces, such as...the movie theatre! You think you are working in a BPO means you are already came to "this level" that you are one of the well-to-dos? But here you are, putting your smelly feet...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Hey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008
fuck life. fuck school, fuck life fuck life fuck life FUCK LIFE IT SUCKS ABSOLUTE ASS
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 12, 2017
you bloody pathetic loser of a person.first you talk about commiting suicide if i dont give u a 2nd chance which you completely fucked up.i hope you have the most crappy,revolting,worthless,
lonely,disillusional life ever.you are such an actor.wow! i am seriously amazed.i have heard how it is so hard to...
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Declared by guess who? on Sunday, January 2, 2011
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016