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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
She lives in the past
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Declared by Richard on Thursday, December 19, 2013
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
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Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
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Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
do some work and make a sale you loser!!!!
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Are you hosting a TV show or a eye rolling contest? Is the show a display of dumb expressions, or a re-told crime drama?
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Declared by ID Watcher on Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Jihad taha is getting mad when i call him!!!
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Declared by Jihadtahalover42 on Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
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Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017
He pooped on my doorstep this morning
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Declared by Erez on Monday, October 8, 2007
stop trying to get with my fucking fiance you ugly ass bitch. it fucking annoys that act all fucking slaggy around him. If I could I would beat your fat ass till an inch of your life. you should have been aborted
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Dearest, most wonderful, bitchface:
You are a lazy, egomaniacal, turd of a coworker. You spend more time on Facebook and playing Solitaire than doing any real work (you don't think we *notice*??) and yet when we need to request something that is actually YOUR JOB to do, you're *magically* "too busy" and...
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Declared by Billy-Bob Joe Nabob on Thursday, December 16, 2010
Last time I checked a "shower" doesn't last FIVE HOURS
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Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014
I can't do this anymore
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Jihad on you! Thanks for being really caring and listening on "RUOK Day". I love the way you don't seem to care about what anyone says by staring in the opposite direction. FUCK YOU, because I'm sick of your overly right-wing nationalistic views on ""x" country being the best in the world and if you don't...
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Declared by A very angry anonymous. on Thursday, September 11, 2014