Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
Smell my ass.
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Declared by Smellmyass on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You touched boys in Killeen while you were an instructor on the Fort Hood army base for Tiger Lim Tae kwon Doe in the early 90's late 80's. You used to show them porn magazines and then suck their penises. You faggot, i hope are living in hell ,you son of bitch ,for ruining lives.
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Declared by Mad Man on Sunday, February 12, 2017
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
WHY did he not make himself sound a BIT more valuable?! PFFT!
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Declared by 50 cent hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
I love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and may God bless her.
BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK !!!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
We grow weary of you and your Government cheese. You steal money from hard working Americans and then buy cheese with the money, and then give the cheese to lazy Americans.
We fight until cheese is no longer used to buy votes....and we will fight in a manner that is civil......and cheese less.
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Declared by Ex_Spy_Guy on Sunday, January 30, 2011
FUCK YOU
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Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
Leave me alone!! I am not after your man nor have I ever been! He's a friend. Stop freaking digging your claws into me.
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Declared by bitches on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014
I declare a motherfucking jihad on you and your family. You are worthless piece of cowshit and it's not over yet.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Seriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
To call a woman a “whore” because she’s not your ideal person is laughably corny and trite. Really childish and retarded!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, April 11, 2015
For writing that terrible song "Crazy Bitch," which is the worst song ever and is constantly stuck in my head, every member of the band Buckcherry deserves to be waterboarded.
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Declared by Tim on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
For keep going on strike and bringing all my post to a stop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007