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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 21, 2008
I declare absolute destruction of evil on you. You got a preview with the "twins" and your house falling into the ocean. You are the most miserable beast and your day will come. You are a disgusting beastly awful non-human being and you will pay for your crimes.
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Declared by Be afraid on Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Get your fucking priorities in line! You're what, 15, 18, 21? And all you can think about is finding some fuckin' disrespectful punk to focus on instead of improving yourself and learning to love YOURSELF first. You spend all your time crying about or searching for some fuck-tard who's just lookin' to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
American civil jihad
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Declared by dhor on Friday, March 22, 2013
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008
The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!!
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Declared by Why Me on Sunday, February 7, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
She is an evil ice queen with no heart. She is a spoilt brat who makes everyone feel worthless.
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Declared by Why am i even doing this on Friday, June 26, 2015
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
You do mockup like my ass!
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Declared by Jihad on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!
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Declared by Allah's disciple on Wednesday, July 16, 2008
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Fuck you and all your attention seeking drama. You are only pregnant for attention and I hope it ruins your body brutally!! Your face makes me rage. You talk stupid, you ate stupid, and you need to get away from your list friends, too. The zits are almost an improvement.... you are a fucking self-absorbed...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 14, 2015
So is saying "Please change the subject/please lets change the subject rude now? Like, who gives a crap if I, the other person in the room, is uncomfortable by all this talk. Lets ignore her and keep talking. Ugh and then he starts yelling and being all angry at me for "being rude" and basically wanting me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016