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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA you fucking pathetic despicable country of Philippines finally got what you deserved, a big typhoon. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EAT IT BITCHES!!!!!! I love it when evil people get what they deserve. hope your whole fucking country goes underwater. FUCK YOU PHILIPINES!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 18, 2013
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
Holy war on you!
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
MALDITO CIPRINAO CRUZ..... COMO TE ODIO PORQUE NO TRANSMITES NADA A LA GENTE QUE ENSEÑAS!!!!!!
ERES DESPRECIABLES.. PARECES QUE USAS PAÑALA E INCLUSO ERES CHAVISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMO TE ODIO!!!!!!
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Declared by GUNTER on Friday, November 2, 2007
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
Hey you assholes. Why are you scratching with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles? Not getting paid enough for what you are doing? The reason is simple, you are not worth shit. You banned me from the forums, but I am still on and you cannot figure out who I am. Not so smart after all are you?...
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Declared by Jodie on Friday, October 17, 2008
So (stereo)typical. Of course you didn't have the guts to make a decent break-up *before* getting all close and intimate with that art historian. Well, fuck each other's brains out, for all I care. You're not getting your BSG dvds back.
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Declared by cjfdjghvbm on Sunday, May 9, 2010
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Fucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
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Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Your stupid policies on authorising FAMILY MEMBERS to collect postal articles should earn you a real JIHAD. Death to all old-fashioned policy-makers!!
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Declared by Your once faithful customer on Monday, July 20, 2009
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
you giggle with your millennial jokes. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Nintendo has not released Mother 3 in America, and making Americans wait more than needed for a English Fire Emblem Fates.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15, 2015
Radio personality Dennis Prager is a phony, because you can never get through to his official number: (877) 243-7776. This number is permanently busy 24/7. This proves Dennis Prager is a con artist phony.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 28, 2017
Bloody shitty place to work. At the till, I have to ask if someone wants a cake with their coffee. They've just walked past the cakes and pastries (or stood next to them while waiting in a never-ending queue). If the customer wanted a cake they would ASK for it!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE! i fucking owe the government 9 fucking k's for some stupid not well planned scheme, fuck that! and yeah, FUCK YOU TOO LYDIA! iv'e done what you said! discreetly and carefully too! I fucking stayed how many sleepless nights doing what you asked me too and in the end i got...
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Declared by sir.toomanyfack-alot on Saturday, November 24, 2012
I declare a jihad, Jesper
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
If Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008