Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
Feel free to report his posts as spam. There's no reason why he'll take as much space as possible. Follow the link sent to you and delete the message from il.tellows.org.
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Declared by Bezoomny on Friday, April 27, 2018
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007
i declare joad on morrissons because they employ retards and close to early. and r to expensive and accuse you of stealing
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 28, 2008
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
seriously child its time to go to fucking sleep!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2012
Hey, asshole! You won't see this but: GET A LIFE! You ask my friends for my private Instagram photos and then laugh at them and re post them without my permission! I applaud you on how sad you are! It must be great fun doing that on an evening, rather than playing with your, um, maybe three friends?!...
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Declared by Furious victim. on Friday, October 7, 2016
Triple J, you suck pus in hell.
Your DJ's are so up themselves they feel disposed to comment between nearly EVERY track and then crap on about SHIT for a good 15 min after the set!!
And you play CRAP - boring Wooss Rock, or fucking "I'm so sincere with my guitar I'm gonna make your stereo bleed" ballad...
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Declared by T J on Monday, October 8, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
There is no such thing as Holy War.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
My eyes are NOT fluttering because of a habit. I'll tell you what's obviously a habit in this house; Fucking blaming everybody when really what's to fucking blame is the fucking amount of heavy metals in this fucking fucked up country!
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Declared by Probably Dieing of Mercury or Lead Poisoning on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Stop acting like squabbling children. Do your job, and your duty to the American people and get your heads out of your reelection obsessed assholes.
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Declared by Michelle on Sunday, July 24, 2011
ДЖЫХАД!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I often hear you talking about the Eagles - I think you grew up in Texas so SHUT THE FUCK UP. The Cowboys just fucked them up.
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Declared by M. The Tech on Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Fucking sick to death of you!! You constantly copy me, yet bitch about me look down ur big fucking nose at me bitch about my parenting (when you cant even handle your baby and I've done it basically alone. Gahhhh You look like a gremlin your a dirty useless bitch and my bro could do better!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 21, 2014