Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
Sick twisted pervers shit. How anyone can find The Shari'a sensibel is beyond my comprehension. Move society forward not back to the Dark ages and further.
Quit this madness now!
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Declared by decraux on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. I hope you drink antifreeze. I hate you. You come to work, you pretend you know what you're doing and all you do is talk on your phone and play on facebook while everyone else is busting their ass doing all the work. You are a powermad loser who has to...
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Declared by Had Enough on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
These guys put me into a mortgage where my payment has more than doubled in less than three years. Now, I'm facing foreclosure and going to move into a @#%$#@$ apartment - thanks again and a Jihad On You!!!!!!
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Declared by Marko on Monday, October 8, 2007
All of you were sons and one daughter of bitches. Corrupt, lying, stealing, cheating, shameless bastards and a bitch. Hope you, your families and your future generations get raped day in day out.
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Declared by A Paki on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on TSTT for take so long before give Trinidad and Tobago adsl faster than 256K
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Declared by -= UP SET TRINI =- on Monday, October 8, 2007
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!
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Declared by Allah's disciple on Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Jihad on you, you filthy rag of a human being. Miss California spoke on behalf of the MAJORITY VOTE and you couldn't stand it, so you took it out on her, by making her loose the crown. If you knew what her answer would be, then why the hell did you ask it, knowing it would be thrown in your face you big, fat...
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Declared by Hahahaha! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
Im in a couple of classes with you and you fucking stink and act up for the teachers because. You're fucking stupid as hell you sloppy fat stinky fuckboy.probably gay deep inside
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Declared by d. man on Monday, May 4, 2015
bitch tits
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Declared by your mom on Saturday, January 2, 2016