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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWho the hell freaks out over $40. Omg....$40!!! With how high prices are over here, $40 gets you absolutely nothing. Shes freaking over $40!!! Cheap-ass!
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Declared by fsfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
You stupid cow! You took my K5 sunglasses and my betelnut. I will hunt you down to get those sunnies back. Even though I got them for half price special at TST!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP. You think the whole world revovles around you WELL IT DOESNT HAHA SURPRISE. Go Die.
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Declared by HAHA NOT TELLING on Monday, May 25, 2015
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
I have tried to take the moral high ground with an ex-girlfriend who continues to spout libelous nonsense. I have tried reporting her comments to tumblr in which they do nothing. It seems like bullying only applies one way. This woman is allowed to bully and call names and block anyone who says anything...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 22, 2015
Jihad to Scott Countryman of mobius.ph for being racist! "We are not white enough!" so no promotions for you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
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Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Yeah. Talk to me and find goss out like you did on that other site. LOL! I cant open up to people. I havent been letting people too close to me these days. Arms length. Pretty cool you found me here! Ooo....theres a uni library near where I live. I go there to study. One of the cafes at that uni make the...
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Declared by sdsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
May Allah send thousands of lightning bolts to zap the self-serving know-it-all SEC Fanbois who troll sports comments sections everywhere - especially Yahoo Sports!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 22, 2011
You arsehole! My car had broken down and did you bother to get out of you little wank-mobile to see if I needed help? No you beeped at me, even when I got out of my car and yelled at you, telling you what had happened! There's a place for you in hell dickhead!
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Declared by Susanna on Thursday, July 18, 2013
This infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
You're SD #2
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
WHY did he not make himself sound a BIT more valuable?! PFFT!
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Declared by 50 cent hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
Bloody english team
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You think tagging along with the boys is fun - well, just shut your trap.
Asking "Did you play sports in high school?" does not help out our efforts - thanks Jackass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
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Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007