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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
When the Nobel Institute gave the prize to Yasser Arafat and others I had to roll my eyes as their 'efforts towards peace' were pretty laughable, but at least it was about peace.
Last year it was microcredit, worthy of an award, but nothing to do with peace.
Now it's Al Gore and a nameless panel on...
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Declared by Alf on Friday, October 12, 2007
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Thanks for completely fucking me. Now I have to pay money to hear Artie cuss and cry about how depressed he is? Go fuck yourself! A jihad on the King of all Assholes!
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Declared by Stern fan on Sunday, January 20, 2008
stop raining man!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2008
You know what you did...
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Declared by Jesus on Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
For being a true cocksucker and fuckface - eat shit packy
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 25, 2013
So today I had coffee with me & I was gonna take the bus. So when I got on I asked the bus driver " if I ask you if you can put my drink in your cup holder, will you do it??" And he says "I don't have a cup holder. I just have one for my water." And I was "oh... Ok" and he says "yeah... What? You can't hold...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 5, 2015
These little would-be dog fighters have been pitting their ferocious mutts against each other for the past few days. You don't know annoying till you've seen / heard two ankle biters yipping and nipping at each other for hours on end. Oh well, I guess it's just part of their culture.
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Declared by Dr.s on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Back in high school you were always the skinny one. All skin and bones...well, just bones. You were always the popular one weren't you? Well I've got news for you, buddy. I'm on the heroin, AIDS and bulimia program now. Watch it Skully, I'm comin' for your skinny ass!
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Declared by Fatty on Sunday, September 9, 2007
We will declare war on every nation in the planet until they agree we are the only nation eligible to have a nuclear bomb. Peace
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Declared by Malvin on Monday, October 8, 2007
$695tt plus VAT for a party, is BPtt really serous
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Declared by UPset ibm t40 user on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
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Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
You fucking stole my beautiful, perfect, one-of-a-kind sunglasses, and I WILL catch you posting a picture of yourself wearing them on facebook, because you're a total fucking moron and you post everything that happens to you on that stupid site
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I can't unwrap anything these days without a 20-minute fight with this crap. They never provide any easy way to open it, so you have to tear through it, trying not to slice yourself wide open with the jagged edges it creates. Who thought this stuff up? Is it so cheap to use that you're willing to cut your...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 23, 2007