Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey ASSHOLE. Ya still working for chump change? Come on over here and run with the big dogs. Still whacking off, are ya. Man, you need some pussy. Come on in, the water is fine here in Apopka.
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Declared by BJ on Saturday, October 25, 2008
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!
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Declared by Fuck The Name! on Monday, February 22, 2010
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010
test patterns repeat
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Declared by Scott on Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Avoid the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, California. The management deliberately overlooks screenings of their movies, and then they create a fake, sham "stand-by" line, in which people stand for up to an hour and a half. Then the management turns these people away. The Egyptian Theater pulls this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 5, 2018
What the heck is wrong with you? I hope you get fired...soon. No one cares if you think you're working too hard - especially not your customers and double especially not when you only have four tables to wait on. I think we all appreciate what a hard job being a waiter is - we don't need to hear it from you,...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 16, 2007
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For writing that terrible song "Crazy Bitch," which is the worst song ever and is constantly stuck in my head, every member of the band Buckcherry deserves to be waterboarded.
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Declared by Tim on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tell me about the gawd-dawg soup mix, NOW!
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Declared by Chris S. on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Ryan Higa, AKA "NigaHiga," has been the most subscribed Youtuber for far too long!!! Most of his subscribers don't even watch his videos!!!
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Declared by The Book of HA on Thursday, June 3, 2010
its not really about love and romance but its the closest topic i guess. but yeh i'm am far past growing annoyed with women. i'm past annoyed. i'm almost to the point where i really wouldnt mind doing a real jihad on women. just strap up and blast bitches whereever i go until an army of military force and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 29, 2010
you are such a fucking prick. just die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 30, 2011
I dont know what's pissing me off but something is!
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Declared by sdfasd@sdfsdfs.com on Monday, July 18, 2011
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
ever had a friend who brags bullshits and talks as if s/he knows every fucking element and atoms on earth? we, people that surrounds her, are so fcking with her. my shit can comprehend every lies she says.
me: my father collects cars from gasoline stations-- i think we've collected more than 20?
her:...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 24, 2017
This crazy, deranged psycho Asian/South Pacific/Thai/Philippina woman in my building in Studio City, Los Angeles County stated that Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck is her sexual boyfriend, therefore my mom, Isabel Nupoll, and I and other people in our building at 4326 Babcock Ave., Studio City,...
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Declared by anonymous victim of PC bullies on Saturday, March 11, 2017
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007