Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI can't unwrap anything these days without a 20-minute fight with this crap. They never provide any easy way to open it, so you have to tear through it, trying not to slice yourself wide open with the jagged edges it creates. Who thought this stuff up? Is it so cheap to use that you're willing to cut your...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 23, 2007
Please destroy u'r self. o please please please can u do that? if u can't than u have no power :P
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Declared by Moisa Laurentiu Florin on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
What a foolish rapper. This short, whining, no rhyme rappin', beat stealin, unattractive, fool needs to cut out his kid thuggery ways and walk the plant to anonymity
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Declared by Kel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Diminish your vital signs until they are nor perceivable.
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Declared by Me on Monday, October 8, 2007
Don't sue me for your failed business model.
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Declared by benoire on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Are we all so untrustworthy that we cannot be expected to take the simple action of pressing on a little lever? And they invariably go off when it is not necessary, often moistening my clothing and wasting water.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Why do I have to love my husband so much?! I cannot stop thinking about him - I adore him - I love him - I miss him all the time. He's the best thing in my life :P
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 20, 2007
Why can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
FUCK OFF POLICE
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Declared by MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS on Saturday, December 3, 2011
Fucking Cunt, hope you die you bitch.
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Declared by Non ya damn business on Monday, September 22, 2014
To the lying fakest back sliding christian I know. You are really something else you claim you so righteous but then you out here spending your money tricking and using other people to get over. It is a shame that you are willing to lie on others to make you feel better about the your habits. You can use...
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Declared by Secret Lover on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Loser nerdy types with a comically snobbish attitude who screened a dumb film falsely advertised as grindhouse, when it was nothing more than a cheap ripoff of Rob Zombie - minus Rob Zombie's talent and wit. Don't bother
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Declared by on Thursday, May 25, 2017
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Useless, clueless, inefficient, worthless cunts. It's impossible to get anything done correctly with Y!SM. When I call for support they give the most rubbish explanations and can almost NEVER provide support. And the traffic they send is piggly shit. Become Google or butt out you wastes of space!
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Declared by Search Advertiser on Saturday, October 13, 2007
stop trying to get with my fucking fiance you ugly ass bitch. it fucking annoys that act all fucking slaggy around him. If I could I would beat your fat ass till an inch of your life. you should have been aborted
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest all your orifices for lying to your friends about how I'm a stalker & you ended it years ago- when you were still seeing me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011