Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou tell me that ill be out of work for a few weeks due to guys in the shop quitting and no steel to put up, then i find out everyone else is still working and when i confront you, you tell me some bullshit lies, you are just intimidated by my being a real man and you being an insecure bitch whos wife and...
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Declared by Mike on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I would go on and on about how only dumbshits fall for fake check scams or how people who try to get dumbasses to cash their fraudulent checks and counterfeit moneyorders are all evil and immoral and how karma's gonna come after them. But no... I'm going to come after you with a submachine oozie and shoot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is a love/hate Jihad! Why have I become obsessed with the shiny devices from Cupertino? What is it that you do that speaks to me?
Jihad on you!
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
I DELCARE JIHAD ON YOU ASSHOLE
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Declared by Shishi KAPOOR on Monday, October 8, 2007
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
my jihad is against the call centres, who ,when they are not trying to annoy the hell out of us with thier insanely infuriating robotic answer phones ..." dial 3 for..." at which point they completely cut you off nd start playing the ' on hold ' music which usually tends to be a quartet of violins which...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
They won’t even breed to save themselves. The damn things are not fit to live in the 20th century, let alone the 21st century. Let them die. It’s survival of the fittest, or at least elimination of the lamest.
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Declared by Die Pandas Die! on Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
Bright and Shiny happy MotherFuckers - GO HOME
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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Declared by rainbow racist on Monday, February 16, 2009
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
Don't steal my hard earned suit, find the nerve to were it in front of me, and fuck lie and say u bought tht shit! Broke Muhfuka!
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Declared by Some black guy on Thursday, September 26, 2013
I'm so tired of your psychotic, misogynistic, sociopathic, destructive behavior. I'm also tired of your lies. When will you learn I always know when you're lying? If there were prescriptions for anti-psychotics in bulk, I'd gladly pay for one!!!
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Declared by hacked off homemaker on Wednesday, August 27, 2014
It's offensive and it's interesting for about 5 seconds.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you!!! Allah akbar motherfucker!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
WARNING: Sappy Post!!!
On the outside, i seem like a happy, cute girl with no worries. But im struggling. I have a form of alopeca and I worry everyday that im just gonna go bald and no one will like me. Ive lost so much hair already.. Then i think to myself SCREW SOCIETY! My hair doesnt define me..then i...
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Declared by Kayla on Saturday, December 29, 2012