Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hate the homework and the teacher. I want to fuck my sexy teacher in the ass and in the pussy.
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Declared by x-master on Monday, October 22, 2007
I declare a jihad on you, your dirty infidel. Die yankee scum!
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Declared by ryan on Saturday, January 15, 2011
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
I am the big bossy ass
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Declared by Ton-Ton on Friday, March 8, 2013
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I declare holy War
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Declared by Nigger on Sunday, September 8, 2013
What I'm gonna say to you if ever we meet again?
FOR FOUR YEARS YOU ARE A DISTRACTION TO ME BACK IN COLLEGE, AND I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK WHEN I WAS IN THE DUMPS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! ONLY THAT YOU HAVE TO THROW THAT LOVE AWAY JUST TO GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
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Declared by Jon B on Sunday, May 4, 2014
fuck u
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Declared by fuckker on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
he plays with our feature! he fucked our life! i hate him!!!
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Declared by iranian boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
can you sort out your stuff?!!!!
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Declared by dave on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I thought my new boyfriend was a really sweet, nice, polite guy. mhm. well. no. today he starts asking to see me in a swimsuit or a really short skirt. yea i don't think so. i'm not just something to look at. treat me like i'm your world or i'm gone.
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Declared by Pissed Off. on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
And to those of you who feel the need to post updates of your kid’s potty training every 21 fucking minutes, FUCK YOU. I could care less if Jr took a shit on your bed, your god damn living room floor, or in your future x-girlfriend’s ovaries. Maybe if you kept your animals on a leash you would know where...
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Declared by Jesus on Friday, February 25, 2011
FUCK i really hope were allowed to curse on here idk im new. but anyways, FUCKSHITBITCH i just said i love you and i got an "I appreciate it" NOUGH ive just ruined everything. and what makes it worse you may ask? IT WAS OVER TEXT. I am so ignorate and pointless i didnt even say it in person. JIHAD ON YOU...
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Declared by ew on Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I would go on and on about how only dumbshits fall for fake check scams or how people who try to get dumbasses to cash their fraudulent checks and counterfeit moneyorders are all evil and immoral and how karma's gonna come after them. But no... I'm going to come after you with a submachine oozie and shoot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007
Myślisz, że lepiej programujesz w php odemnie?
Tak?
Bo to prawda ;d
Zabije Cię
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 27, 2007
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007