Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou stole my goats and women for sex and money, and you must die by the fire of Allah's eyes!
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Declared by Muhammad al-Faziz bin-JERKALABAKAD on Friday, November 7, 2008
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
God, hasn't anyone ever told you to quit being such a heinous fucking cunt?! You are a disgrace to anyone with a vagina, you bitch so much. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, life's too short to be a horrible person to everyone in the world.
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Declared by Customer Service on Thursday, October 20, 2011
hes the smarmiest slimiest mutherfucking bastard cunt faced moose fisting jamrag licking twat bag wankstain dick wad ball bag arse licking cunt ever, if you ever speak to me like that ever again i will set you fucking house on fire
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2010
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
Is it okay to be racist now?
Is it just about the right time when I can start being a shitty human being? Can I just downtalk and disrespect people at will. Can I look down on them and treat them like sh*t?
Cus if its okay now, than I'm okay with it.
I work part time refurbishing patio decks. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Got slammed in the back by some random SOB. Can't stand mass transit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
ur a pure bitch....u dun knw how to treat ur students...u just bring ur fat ass 2 d class 2 show us all how interlligent u r...u freako for once give up ur childish nature n start behavin like an adult...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
i live in dorms and the stupid cunts ther set off door alarms at night sometimes. so our dumbass hale leader decides to keep the doors except 1 alarmed for a whole fuckin week. Now as if its not bad enough I gotta take the long way to get places ALWAYS, I set off alarm once cuz im pissed and late and the...
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Declared by barks on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
You fucking stole my beautiful, perfect, one-of-a-kind sunglasses, and I WILL catch you posting a picture of yourself wearing them on facebook, because you're a total fucking moron and you post everything that happens to you on that stupid site
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
You're just another Tumblr social justice warrior jerk, because you made the idiotic comment that "literally all Americans hate" the U.S. educational system. How do you know that - did you actually interview and conduct a survey with literally all Americans in order to determine this? Somehow, I doubt very...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, July 4, 2015
Jihad on you Rahim. Shame on you!!!
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Declared by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday, May 10, 2018
I welcome the work, but it would really be nice to be paid for previous work before you slap all these ridic demands on new work. Yes, you always paid in the past, but if you want quality and in a rush and you know I am pulling all nighters to do your shit, pay me!!!
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Declared by Angry web developer on Sunday, October 7, 2007