Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
I DELCARE JIHAD ON YOU ASSHOLE
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Declared by Shishi KAPOOR on Monday, October 8, 2007
Got slammed in the back by some random SOB. Can't stand mass transit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit...
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Declared by Pulsa De Nura on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
People who voted for Obama because he is BLACK. YOU RACISTS HYPOCRITES!! You just voted for someone who is going to destroy our nation with his upside down liberal ass views just to have a black president in the White House. It's country first, not black man first. Stop crying over the past. IT'S THE FUCKING...
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Declared by fuckyou on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
jihad on you, all you do is fuck us girls over. we like you then you either use us for sex or 'don't want a relationship'. well go fucking die cause im turning lesbian.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Power Point, I hate you. Your animations are weak and no one wants to see that shit.
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Declared by Roman on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
ДЖЫХАД!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
They are fucking assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 7, 2013
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
I hate Hollywood. It is full of sexist men and dumb women who can't write/play descent rolls for women. What is wrong with you people. MEN - you afraid of conservative, strong confident women who don't take their clothes will shrink your penis? Too late, your penis is already small. WOMEN - why you so stupid...
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Declared by ConservativeGoodLookingAndMoral on Friday, August 21, 2009