Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
Bright and Shiny happy MotherFuckers - GO HOME
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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Declared by rainbow racist on Monday, February 16, 2009
Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
FUCK YOU!!!! I fucking hate your stupid, fat assed, ugly, lying face you back stabbing BITCH!!!! You are totally pathetic! You think you are smarter than everyone else but yet you let that cock sucking, gold digging whore that is married to your eldest brother play you like a fucking fiddle!!!! You make...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fuck the work! Fuck the collegues! Fuck the seniors and juniors! Who else?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
G.K. Chesterton is a tool! Woody Allen quotes are where it's at!
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Declared by Jonny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Apple Computers
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You're snotty in the office and its getting worse. Damn you, you workplace infidel. I'm putting a jihad on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
эта сатана должна умереть, ибо заполонила попсой всё!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
Jihad on you dumb individual for making me cry for no reason because you took my story the wrong way. I know my explanation was not clear, but because you assumed you made and ass out of you and me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
Is it okay to be racist now?
Is it just about the right time when I can start being a shitty human being? Can I just downtalk and disrespect people at will. Can I look down on them and treat them like sh*t?
Cus if its okay now, than I'm okay with it.
I work part time refurbishing patio decks. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Hey Motherfucker. You talk bad behind a woman in a truck. Try that shit on me, face to face. You American Infidels eat shit anyway. Fucking pussy.
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Declared by Jihad Jackie on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013