Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
I declare a jihad, Jesper
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
Aqui eu tinha que escrever a minha jihad...
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Declared by Sigrid on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back.
A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
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Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they are unable to live their life honestly and they want to bring all around Europe their criminality.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
ur a pure bitch....u dun knw how to treat ur students...u just bring ur fat ass 2 d class 2 show us all how interlligent u r...u freako for once give up ur childish nature n start behavin like an adult...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
i want to declare jihad on hippies. i hate cock blowing faggot hippies and i want to kick them 'till they die. hippies sucks.
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Declared by michael on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Sort my life out! Live for today and stop fucking worrying! A man who never never mistakes makes nothing.
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Declared by That James person on Friday, March 1, 2013
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
So today I had coffee with me & I was gonna take the bus. So when I got on I asked the bus driver " if I ask you if you can put my drink in your cup holder, will you do it??" And he says "I don't have a cup holder. I just have one for my water." And I was "oh... Ok" and he says "yeah... What? You can't hold...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 5, 2015
Did u get this
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017
Your "privacy policy" link doesn't work. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Richard Fitzwell on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Secularists have been responsible for all of the wars that have ever occurred in Europe.
They have included monarchs who, after hijacking the predominant religion of their subjects, have set out to increase the size of their territories and the glory of their secular reign.
Secularists have included...
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Declared by Simon Peter on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare the holy war on the inner tempation that makes you skip your workout and just hang out on the sofa.
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Declared by PlayersPrayers on Friday, October 19, 2007
I declare jihad on you you monkey piece of shit.This is for saying you don't care about what the state legislature says and your going to do whatever you want.Fuck you bitch for saying your going to fuck with the constitution fuck you shit stain.I hope the NRA fucks your day up you jackoff fuck go suck balls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Lusinda Cloete ,I hope you suffer ,You are a leach who manipulates and talks crap about people, the most 2 face person in the world don't worry what goes around comes around
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 25, 2009