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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
I'm not at all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
For lying about being a Geologist.
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Declared by Chris on Sunday, May 22, 2011
Why would you want to fight over anothers wife? Why would you let yourself be used to make another man jealous? That's control and manipulation. What do you look like. Stop letting people control you. Theres so many people controlling your life but you. Do you even know you are being manipulated? You...
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Declared by manipulation on Monday, August 8, 2011
Mother fuckers. I'm glad to hear about each one of you who dies. I hate looking for things I want to use and see that they are gone because some pig has stolen it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 5, 2013
I don't get it. I grew up in the Wesleyan Church and had some really good times there. I went to youth camps and graduated from a Wesleyan university (a real one).
I just don't get it though. Every single Wesleyan church I've been to (and I'm talking HUNDREDS of them) are absolutely terrible. They're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Fuck you for making me spend an hour trying to resize my profile picture only to get a notification that you are conveniently unable to take uploads from 1-4 pm today. Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
May your name be forever obliterated from the work week and find its way into the weekend's anus.
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on you motherfucker. I am issuing a fatwah that declares you an enemy of society. --|--
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back.
A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
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Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
You Suck
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
fuck man, i hate teachers. they all closed mined and stupid. the old female teachers are the worst. you know, those ones who look like a bulldog and are fat and ugly with short hair or a wig. KILL 'EM ALL!
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Declared by brendon on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Alright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
For destroying Coast to Coast and turning it into a Shill-a-thon for insane fraudsters. For spewing out your NWO terror-crap and allowing flakes like Sean David Morton, Alex Jones & Richard Hoagland to give the impression they are mainstream, intelligent and correct.
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Declared by Ghost of Coast on Thursday, April 8, 2010
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011