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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoshe tipped over my expensive as hell acrylic blender and i want her to fucking die
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 4, 2017
you wont let me sleep with your big loud annoying ass mouth because no mother fucker would want to put their dick in it. just shut the fuck up and let me sleep or im going to parade a fucking zoo on your ass in the middle of december, that's right bitch, im going to send a gorillas dick in your mouth to make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 24, 2014
My dad was a creep, and no, it’s not self-pitying of me to say so. My dad, Fred Brown, who was a very successful and prestigious sound effects editor in the Hollywood film industry, was an abusive sadist who sexually abused me, his own daughter, when I was very young. I hated the hypocritical praise of him...
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Declared by Anonymous Lady on Sunday, August 23, 2015
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SCHOOL ALA AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by The Oppresorator on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're pretty lackluster with your nephew behavior problem not ever using cold shoulder but when do small thing like a slap on the wrist you go ham on me. You are spoiling him faster than milk on a hot summer day, fuck you caramel skinned weave wearing DYKE. You must like living in that glass house hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2018
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
i hope you burn in hell for making me live in it. i hope you realise someday that taking away my life is not going to make yours any better. i hope you die so i can live without you controlling every fucking aspect of my life. i hope you realise that the year's worth of self harm on my arms is not "the cat."...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Dear Dad, thanks so much for coming into my life and ruining it. I don't even see why you are trying to blast at people. I'm not saying that you deserve to encounter business problems. BUT DOES THAT GIVE YOU THE DAMN RIGHT TO COME HOME AND BLAST AT MY MOM AND ME SAYING WE ARE USELESS. I'll really appreciate...
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Declared by Screw my life on Monday, February 16, 2015
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
I hate you bro. You are just like our dad, you take the side of strangers instead of blood.
You always think you have the right opinion. But bro...you don't. Why do I always open up to you only that you have to kick me and my opinions down? We never and will agree to anything! But hell, those are just...
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Declared by ):-( on Saturday, May 23, 2015
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
My grandmother is so freaking annoying, never listens to what I've got to say, always believes that her views are always right. She really makes my blood boil by just seeing her face.
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Declared by Nina on Monday, February 18, 2013
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016