Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
I'm waging Jihad against you because you are an INFIDEL!!!
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Declared by Ibrahim abu Noa on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG ASS EGO AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHING ASSFUCK. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING BIMBO. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLE AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHANGE. FUCKING EGO...
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Declared by K on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Well....boy problems, I have none. I shall complain about my past. Theres this girl called S. And she was a "friend" I hung out for six months. She was so pushy!! I went on holidays with her and all she would do is yell if she didnt get her way. So the friendship was basically me (being the nice person I...
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Declared by sfwerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Of course, I love you. But do you know how many times I've wanted to look you straight in the eyes and say "If you don't listen to me I'm going to burn this house down"?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not havingk sex for two months now. Jihad on you, infidel!
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Declared by me on Sunday, November 28, 2010
A friend asked me how I deal with my mil, who everyone can see does not like me or acknowledge me.
She has never really treated me like family, and at best tolerates me. She is not involved in my childrens lives at all, NEVER has been.
I used to be offended sometimes even hurt by her behavior. I took it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
I had enough of your shit, my sister wears my shirt I paid for, and you say I never wore it when I wore it last night. Don't expect me to take you in tonight you're going to the retirement home!
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Declared by Mary on Sunday, December 19, 2010
let me fucking drive, i don't want to be stuck here with your lame ass all day
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Declared by jman on Sunday, July 26, 2009
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
What the fuck did I ever do to you to deserve the shit & stress you caused me & my family? You never liked me from the moment we met for no fucking reason, but I still made the effort because you were family, so excuse me if I'm not like the other members of family who forgave & fucked us over so you can...
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Declared by LadyJustice on Thursday, November 15, 2012
He ruined fathers day by being a whiny little bitch, and the next time I see him, I feel like I might just end up beating the shit out of him.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 21, 2009
Trying to force me to love you after you turned my life into a living hell isn't going to work. Neither is telling me that I'm not really angry at you and that you know how I feel more than I do. Also, lying to me the first time you see me in months after I've told you you need to work if you want me to...
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Declared by Oh sorry I forgot I'm just a dumb bitch on Sunday, July 29, 2012
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Some idiot on the forum im on is trying to make me look like something im not. He doesnt realise that alot of people that know me are on that forum, including my ex and his friends and his bestfriend's wife's friends. But that doesnt matter right? Just as long as you can cause as much trouble as you possibly...
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Declared by someone on Sunday, June 5, 2011
Jihad on you, you fat son of a bitch. I can't believe god actually made a worthless piece of shit like you. A block of wood is more productive than you, atleast it can build something up. Why don't you just do us all a favor, and kill yourself in a fucking pit of flaming bears.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Asshole. You ate the whole damn dark chocolate easter bunny that was given to me as a gift by my mom. If you had asked for some, I would have gladly shared, buy you had to eat the whole damn thing before I got to even TRY it. You are a twat of epic proportions...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 1, 2011