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A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
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Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE KEYS AGAIN!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
Get your fucking priorities in line! You're what, 15, 18, 21? And all you can think about is finding some fuckin' disrespectful punk to focus on instead of improving yourself and learning to love YOURSELF first. You spend all your time crying about or searching for some fuck-tard who's just lookin' to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Hey you fuckin bitch. You still fuckin the dickheads at the bar. Still slumming around i see. get a life slut.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
I HATE U DAMN FAT OLD BITCH!
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Declared by Ferro on Monday, October 22, 2007
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
My grandmother is so freaking annoying, never listens to what I've got to say, always believes that her views are always right. She really makes my blood boil by just seeing her face.
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Declared by Nina on Monday, February 18, 2013
She is an evil ice queen with no heart. She is a spoilt brat who makes everyone feel worthless.
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Declared by Why am i even doing this on Friday, June 26, 2015
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
Ur so stupid you don't even know child support has been waiting to go back years and years for you. They were waiting for cooperation wellll now they have it. Asshole! I asked for little and got even less! Now you will be getting what you deserve!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is Evvviiilll =n=; and wish for it to be Bannnneeeddd!!! And also even more retarded is that her phone has nothing to do with going somewhere after school....
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Declared by DoReMiRocker(AKA Shorara) on Sunday, January 27, 2013
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015